Mr. Leo showed no sign of falling in with his desire, but made a
ghastly attempt to laugh the order to scorn and then to treat it with
the contempt due to such an out-of-date proposal. But as it is
difficult to preserve an attitude of dignified opposition in the
neighbourhood of an aggressive and business-like hornet, so the
Antipodean giant found it impossible to treat the duke with the passive
scorn which prudence dictated. For the little Castilian had now
arrived at a stage when he considered he might fairly let himself go,
and let himself go he did.
He simply danced like a blood-thirsty Rumpelstilzchen before the
anxious man of muscle, making his sword cut the air as though it were a
riding whip, and describing inconvenient circles and passes with it in
close proximity to the more cherished portions of his unwilling
opponent's anatomy.
Mr. Leo looked very unhappy, and in the deplorable condition of a man
who is consumed by the knowledge that he ought to be very angry and
retaliative, and yet dares not. As he continued to hang back with a
suggestion in his stupid face of how much he would give to be safe at
_The Pigeons_, the duke's aggressiveness increased to the extent of
prodding the massive frame before him with playful sword thrusts. This
was more even than the abject Mr. Leo could stand.
For an instant he looked dangerous; then with a roar, of rage or pain
according to the fancy of the audience, he made a snatch at a decanter
with the object of hurling it at his tormentor. But before he could
raise it for the fling the little rapier came down with a smart flash
upon his wrist and the decanter fell shattered to the floor.
"That your grace's idea of fighting a Grandee of Spain, you abominable
great hulks?" cried the duke viciously. "You want a lesson, milord,
you foolish breaker of tongs. When shall you begin to snap my legs and
arms and to screw my neck, you quaint elephant? You shall go down on
your knees and apologize to me or I will run you through your absurd
body and let the saw-dust run out. Shall I not, eh? eh? eh?" He
accompanied each note of interrogation by a stinging slash of the
flexible steel, and Mr. Leo began to look very weary and unwell.
But Lord Quorn's face was beaming as though a load had been taken off
his mind.
For an instant Mr. Leo seemed to be gathering himself together for a
bull-like rush, then the intention died away in helplessness. "It's
all a mistake, I tell you," he blurted out in a quavering roar. "The
pine was not intended for you."
"Indeed? So?" cried the duke incredulously, making the point of his
sword whirl within two inches of the herculean thorax. "And the
allusions to my nose, the Salolja nose, which is historical, and to my
stature and to my veracity--they were not intended for me? Eh?"
"If you touch me again with that beastly sword I'll have the police on
to you, duke or no duke," Mr. Leo declared, falling back somewhat
feebly behind the shelter of the law.
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