It was with some consternation that he noticed that not only the duke,
but the whole party seemed to derive genuine amusement from his threat.
"Ho! ho! ho!" laughed the little terrorist in his window-rattling
tones. "The police! How rich! How exquisite! When a man insults a
Salolja he does not call in the police, but the undertaker."
Mr. Leo's bronzed face had now that greenish tinge so much the fashion
in modern sculpture.
"How are you going to send for your police?" laughed the duke,
emphasizing his question by a playful prick in Mr. Leo's biceps.
"Before you touch the bell or the door-handle you are a dead man."
Mr. Leo looked as though he reluctantly accepted the probability.
"Now, your grace will go down on your knees, won't you, you absurd
hippopotamus, and make your humble confession and apology for having
treated disrespectfully a Grandee of Spain and a Salolja, before you
pay the penalty of your mistake."
There was a painful flourish of the rapier, and a gentle stab on the
lobe of Mr. Leo's large right ear. With a howl he went down on his
knees, with another he begged for mercy, and it was a third howl of a
very different character which made the duke and the other men turn to
the window, at which some one stood rattling.
[Illustration: "With a howl he went down on his knees, and with another
he begged for mercy."]
The ever-alert duke opened it, as though nothing unusual were
occurring, giving entrance to Miss Leo, who with a manly stride came in
only to stand dumfounded before the abject spectacle of her brother's
abasement.
"Carnaby!" she cried in a voice calculated to put fire into a lump of
wet clay. "You great oaf! What fool's game is this?"
The duke explained. "It is simply the result of a slight personal
difference between his grace and my humble self."
"Get up, you great booby!" Lalage commanded, naturally thinking that
the slight personal difference between the two men should have reversed
their positions.
"Stay where you are," cried the duke in his most stentorian tones. And
Mr. Leo stayed.
"Quorn! At last!" The cry came in a tone of menacing rapture from
Lalage who had now found time to glance round the table.
"Hold on!" was that nobleman's chilling response, as he rose and
stretched out a fending hand in front of him.
"My Quorn!" repeated Miss Leo with native tenacity.
"Quorn?" cried the duke in a voice of puzzled exasperation, "Quorn
again in that quarter. I get tired of this Quorn here, Quorn there."
"This is Lord Quorn," Lalage declared with an exultation which,
considering the position her champion occupied at the moment, was
scarcely justified.
"So? Are you sure?" the duke demanded searchingly.
"Sure? I knew him in Australia. I have come over to marry him," was
the convincing answer.
"So?" The fiery little Castilian turned to Quorn. "You marry this
lady, eh?"
"No," he returned, ungallantly. "I'm hanged if I do."
"Carnaby!" cried his sister in a ringing voice. "You hear that?"
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