Thus incited, Carnaby put on a grimace which would have been nicely
calculated to send an old lady into a fit or an infant into
convulsions, albeit there lay beneath it an abject fear of his sister's
displeasure. "I'll show you!" he bellowed, while Peckover, with an
uneasy calculation of the means of exit, wondered whether the object
lesson would involve his posing as the inadequate representative of the
unfortunate mounted police. "First chap," the mighty one proceeded,
with, it must be confessed, a certain tendency to reiteration, "first
chap comes on full gallop in front." Peckover nodded his absorbed
interest. "I pull off my boot and dash it in his face." For an
instant Peckover looked dubious; then realizing his ignorance of
fighting under antipodean conditions, he accepted the statement for
what it was worth.
"Down he goes," the story continued, "tobogganning over the horse's
tail." Peckover, having without prejudice admitted the premises, could
not resist accepting the conclusion as highly probable.
Suddenly the warrior's hand shot out and grasped him by the shoulder.
"You," he shouted, becoming intoxicated with excitement as the tale of
his prowess grew, "are the second man. As you pass, I slip under your
arm and catch you a smack on the point of the jaw which puts you to
sleep."
Instantly Peckover covered with both hands the part of his anatomy
referred to, and was understood to intimate that his own powers of
imagination were quite equal to the task of realizing the particular
form of assault which it was unnecessarily proposed to illustrate.
Postponing for the moment the exemplification of the knock-out blow,
Mr. Leo proceeded in spluttering ferocity with his narrative. "In a
moment I have got hold of the first man's cutlass----" here he caught
up in his excitement a sword which unfortunately hung near, and
flourished it in a fashion not hitherto adopted by any recognized
school of arms. "I turn, and cry----" he bellowed, when, as luck had
it, his energy led him to catch the weapon, in his terrific swing,
against a suit of armour which was brought toppling over upon him and
thence to the floor with a crash which sounded through the gallery with
startling din.
The effect on the man of doughty deeds was, however, even more than
startling. He fell forward under the shock of the cold metal, and with
the helmet, thus jerked loose, striking him a smart blow on the head,
his roaring was changed in a moment from truculence to terror. "Oh!
Oh!" he cried, as he sprawled over a chair, "don't hurt me. I am only
pretending!"
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