But his quicker-witted sister was already at hand to cover his
confusion. "Carnaby will have his joke," she exclaimed laughing
loudly. "You see?" she demanded suddenly of Peckover, effectually
dispelling the amusement which was gathering on his face, "he is a man
of action," she continued with grim significance. "Cares for nobody,
except his sister. And he won't see her made a fool of." Then, having
beaten Peckover into retreating from too close an inspection of her
brother's real state of mind, she turned, caught the sprawling fighter
by the collar, and pushed him to his feet. "Great goose!" she hissed
at him. "I could strangle you!"
The striking of a clock told Peckover that the time appointed for his
assignation had arrived. "We'll hear that bloodthirsty anecdote
to-morrow," he said, half trembling at his own temerity. "It's too
good to be wasted on an audience of one."
"All right, my little wallaby-rat," responded Carnaby in a tone
unpleasantly threatening, and with a valiant attempt to cover his
discomfiture.
"Don't wait," Peckover's apprehension of a coming complication forced
him to say. "Not much fun in this dark, chilly place. I'll stop and
pick the tin plates up."
But as he made for the scattered armour, Lalage seized him. "No, you
don't," she said, with determination that filled her victim with
despair. "You come with us. I don't trust you out of my sight."
"Going to meet a girl here?" cried Carnaby, with a quite surprising
flash of intuition. "I'd like to see him."
"We will," said Lalage, with quiet insistence; "we will see him.
Here!" She took up a breastplate and helmet. "Get inside this armour,
Carnaby dear, and we'll just keep an eye on him."
Piece by piece she picked it up and buckled it on him, Carnaby during
the somewhat irksome operation relieving his feelings by addressing
various minatory remarks to the now discomfited Peckover. "You stir a
foot, and I'll twist it off, my pigeon. You just mention we're here,
and I'll pull your tongue out, my little magpie. So you'll play fast
and loose--chrrr Lal, you're pinching me--fast and loose with my
beautiful sister, will you? You just try it on, my chicken, and it
will be the last article you ever do try on. I'll flatten you out, and
then swab the floor with you."
With a running fire of such cheering announcements did Mr. Leo relieve
the tedium of his process of adornment. At length the pieces of armour
were fixed to him. There were absurd gaps in the covering;
nevertheless, in the semi-darkness there was no manifest difference
between him and the empty suits of mail.
"Now," directed Lalage, as she arranged him on a stand, "you stay there
as still at you can. And you"--she turned to Peckover--"stir from the
room if you dare. You just tell the young minx you won't have anything
to do with her, and, if she poaches on other people's preserves there
won't be much sport for her by this day week."
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