'No. He's a perfectly decent sort of man. It's a good enough House. At
least it will be this term. I was only thinking of something.'
'I see. Well, how do you get to the place?'
'Walk. It isn't far.'
'How far?'
'Three miles.'
'The porter said four.'
'It may be four. I never measured it.'
'Well, how the dickens do you think I'm going to walk four miles with
luggage? I wish you wouldn't rot.'
And before Gethryn could quite realize that he, the head of
Leicester's, the second-best bowler in the School, and the best centre
three-quarter the School had had for four seasons, had been requested
in a peremptory manner by a youth of fourteen, a mere kid, not to rot,
the offender was talking to a cabman out of the reach of retaliation.
Gethryn became more convinced every minute that this was no ordinary
kid.
'This man says,' observed Farnie, returning to Gethryn, 'that he'll
drive me up to the College for seven bob. As it's a short four miles,
and I've only got two boxes, it seems to me that he's doing himself
fairly well. What do you think?'
'Nobody ever gives more than four bob,' said Gethryn.
'I told you so,' said Farnie to the cabman. 'You are a bally swindler,'
he added admiringly.
'Look 'ere,' began the cabman, in a pained voice.
'Oh, dry up,' said Farnie. 'Want a lift, Gethryn?'
The words were spoken not so much as from equal to equal as in a tone
of airy patronage which made the Bishop's blood boil. But as he
intended to instil a few words of wisdom into his uncle's mind, he did
not refuse the offer.
The cabman, apparently accepting the situation as one of those slings
and arrows of outrageous fortune which no man can hope to escape,
settled down on the box, clicked up his horse, and drove on towards the
College.
'What sort of a hole is Beckford?' asked Farnie, after the silence had
lasted some time.
'I find it good enough personally,' said Gethryn. 'If you'd let us know
earlier that you were coming, we'd have had the place done up a bit for
you.'
This, of course, was feeble, distinctly feeble. But the Bishop was not
feeling himself. The essay in sarcasm left the would-be victim entirely
uncrushed. He should have shrunk and withered up, or at the least have
blushed. But he did nothing of the sort. He merely smiled in his
supercilious way, until the Bishop felt very much inclined to spring
upon him and throw him out of the cab.
There was another pause.
'Farnie,' began Gethryn at last.
'Um?'
'Doesn't it strike you that for a kid like you you've got a good deal
of edge on?' asked Gethryn.
Farnie effected a masterly counter-stroke. He pretended not to be able
to hear. He was sorry, but would the Bishop mind repeating his remark.
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