A Proposal Under Difficulties: A FarceBangs, John Kendrick
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A Proposal Under Difficulties: A Farce
Bangs, John Kendrick
American drama -- 19th century; Comedy plays; Marriage proposals -- Drama; New York (N.Y.) -- Drama
_Yardsley._ You haven't anything to do with the subject in hand, my dear
Barlow, not a thing.
_Dorothy._ Jennie--what--what have you to say?
_Jennie._ Me? Oh, mum, I hardly knows what to say! This is suddenter
than the other; but, Miss Dorothy, I'd believe him, I would,
because--I--I think he's tellin' the truth, after all, for the reason
that--oh dear--for--
_Dorothy._ Don't be frightened, Jennie. For what reason?
_Jennie._ Well, mum, for the reason that when I said "yes," mum, he
didn't act like all the other gentlemen I've said yes to, and--and
k-kuk-kiss me.
_Yardsley._ That's it! that's it! Do you suppose that if I'd been after
Jennie's yes, and got it, I'd have let a door-bell and a sofa stand
between me and--the sealing of the proposal?
_Barlow_ (_aside_). Oh, what nonsense this all is! I've got to get ahead
of this fellow in some way. (_Aloud._) Well, where do I come in? I came
here, Miss Andrews, to tell you--
_Yardsley_ (_interposing_). You come in where you came in before--just a
little late--after the proposal, as it were.
_Dorothy_ (_her face clearing and wreathing with smiles_). What a comedy
of errors it has all been! I--I believe you, Mr. Yardsley.
_Yardsley._ Thank Heaven! And--ah--you aren't going to say anything
more, D--Dorothy?
_Dorothy._ I'm afraid--
_Yardsley._ Are you going to make me go through that proposal all over
again, now that I've got myself into so much trouble saying it the first
time--Dorothy?
_Dorothy._ No, no. You needn't--you needn't speak of it again.
_Barlow_ (_aside_). Good! That's _his congé_.
_Yardsley._ And--then if I--if I needn't say it again? What then? Can't
I have--my answer now? Oh, Miss Andrews--
_Dorothy_ (_with downcast eyes, softly_). What did Jennie say?
_Yardsley_ (_in ecstasy_). Do you mean it?
_Barlow._ I fancy--I fancy I'd better go now, Miss--er--Miss Andrews.
I--I--have an appointment with Mr. Wilkins, and--er--I observe that it
is getting rather late.
_Yardsley._ Don't go yet, Jack. I'm not so anxious to be rid of you now.
_Barlow._ I must go--really.
_Yardsley._ But I want you to make me one promise before you go.
_Dorothy._ He'll make it, I'm sure, if I ask him. Mr. Yardsley and I
want you--want you to be our best man.
_Yardsley._ That's it, precisely. Eh, Jack?
_Barlow._ Well, yes. I'll be--second-best man. The events of the
afternoon have shown my capacity for that.
_Yardsley._ Ah!
_Barlow._ And I'll show my sincerity by wearing Bob's hat and coat into
the street now and letting the fury of Hicks fall upon me.
_Jennie._ If you please, Miss Dorothy--I--I think I can attend to Mr.
Hicks.
_Dorothy._ Very well. I think that would be better. You may go, Jennie.
[_JENNIE departs._
_Barlow._ Well, good-day. I--I've had a very pleasant afternoon,
Miss--Andrews. Thanks for the--the cambric tea.
[Illustration: HICKS]
_Dorothy._ Good-bye, and don't forget.
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