“I shouldn’t in the least care for that sort of ovation, Kate, and if
every one present were as well pleased with the festivities as I, they
must all have enjoyed themselves immensely. I believe my friend Kate did
my share of the dancing as well as her own.”
“‘She danced, and she danced, and she danced them a’ din.’ I think those
are the words of the Scottish song that the Prince quoted. He seems up
in Scottish poetry, and does not even resent being called a Scotchman.
This energetic person of the song seems to have danced them all to a
standstill, as I understood him, for he informs me ‘a’ means ‘all’ and
‘din’ means ‘done,’ but I told him I’d rather learn Russian than Scotch;
it was so much easier, and his Highness was good enough to laugh at
that. Didn’t the Lieutenant ask you to dance at all?”
“Oh, yes, he did.”
“And you refused?”
“I refused.”
“I didn’t think he had sense enough to ask a girl to dance.”
“You are ungrateful, Katherine. Remember he introduced you to the
Prince.”
“Yes, that’s so. I had forgotten. I shall never say anything against him
again.”
“You like the Prince, then?”
“Of all the crowned heads, emperors, kings, sultans, monarchs of every
description, dukes, counts, earls, marquises, whom I have met, and who
have pestered my life asking me to share their royal perquisites, I
think I may say quite truthfully that I like this Jack Lamont better
than any one of them.”
“Surely Prince Jack has not offered you his principality already?”
“No, not yet, but with an eye to the future I have persuaded him to give
up Tolstoi and read Mark Twain, who is not only equally humorous, but
much more sensible than the Russian writer. Jack must not be allowed to
give away his estates to the peasants as his silly sister has done. I
may need them later on.”
“Oh, you’ve got that far, have you?”
“I have got that far: he hasn’t. He doesn’t know anything about it, but
I’ll wake him up when the right time comes. There are many elements of
sanity about him. He told me that he intended to give up his estates,
but in the first place he had been too busy, and in the second he needed
the money. His good sense, however, requires refining, so that he may
get rid of the dross. I don’t blame him; I blame Tolstoi. For instance,
when I asked him if he had patented his liquid city invention, he said
he did not wish to make a profit from his discovery, but intended it for
the good of humanity at large. Imagine such an idiotic idea as that!”
“I think such views are entirely to his credit,” alarmed Dorothy.
“Oh, of course, but the plan is not practicable. If he allows such an
invention to slip through his fingers, the Standard Oil people will
likely get hold of it, form a monopoly, and then where would humanity at
large be? I tell him the right way is to patent it, make all the money
he can, and use the cash for benefiting humanity under the direction of
some charitable person like myself.”
“Did you suggest that to him?”
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