“After two or three days of anxious waiting there came a crushing
communication from the Admiralty which confirmed my worst fears and set
me at crossing the bridge again. I was ordered to report next morning
at eleven, at Committee Room 5, in the Admiralty, and bring with me
full particulars pertaining to the firing of gun number so-and-so of the
‘Consternation’s’ equipment on such a date. I wonder since that I did
not take to drink. We have every facility for that sort of thing in this
club. However, at eleven next day, I presented myself at the Committee
Room and found in session the grimmest looking five men I have ever yet
been called upon to face. Collectively they were about ten times worse
in appearance than the court-martial I had previously encountered. Four
of the men I did not know, but the fifth I recognized at once, having
often seen his portrait. He is Admiral Sir John Pendergest, popularly
known in the service as ‘Old Grouch,’ a blue terror who knows absolutely
nothing of mercy. The lads in the service say he looks so disagreeable
because he is sorry he wasn’t born a hanging judge. Picture a face as
cleanly cut as that of some severe old Roman Senator; a face as hard as
marble, quite as cold, and nearly as white, rescued from the appearance
of a death mask by a pair of piercing eyes that glitter like steel. When
looking at him it is quite impossible to believe that such a personage
has ever been a boy who played pranks on his masters. Indeed,
Admiral Sir John Pendergest seems to have sprung, fully uniformed and
forbidding, from the earth, like those soldiers of mythology. I was
so taken aback at confronting such a man that I never noticed my old
friend, Billy Richardson, seated at the table as one of the minor
officials of the Committee. Billy tells me I looked rather white about
the lips when I realized what was ahead of me, and I daresay he was
right. My consolation is that I didn’t get red, as is my disconcerting
habit. I was accommodated with a chair, and then a ferrety-faced little
man began asking me questions, consulting every now and then a foolscap
sheet of paper which was before him. Others were ready to note down the
answers.
“‘When did you fire the new gun from the “Consternation” in the Baltic?’
“Dear Miss Amhurst, I have confessed to you that I am not brilliant,
and, indeed, such confession was quite unnecessary, for you must
speedily have recognized the fact, but here let me boast for a line or
two of my one accomplishment, which is mathematical accuracy. When I
make experiments I don’t note the result by rule of thumb. My answer to
the ferret-faced man was prompt and complete.
“‘At twenty-three minutes, seventeen seconds past ten, A.M., on May the
third of this year,’ was my reply.
“The five high officials remained perfectly impassive, but the two
stenographers seemed somewhat taken by surprise, and one of them
whispered, ‘Did you say fifteen seconds, sir?’
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