A Romance of Tompkins Square: 1891Janvier, Thomas A. (Thomas Allibone)
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A Romance of Tompkins Square: 1891
Janvier, Thomas A. (Thomas Allibone)
United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
As a matter of course no well-set-up, right-thinking young fellow of
three-and-twenty could go on baking lebkuchen in the same bakery with
Minna Brekel for any length of time without falling in love with her.
Nor was it reasonable to suppose that even Minna, who had treated casual
apprentices and wagon-driving young men with a seemly scorn, would
continue to sit in the seat of the scornful when siege in form was laid
to her heart by a properly ruddy-cheeked and blue-eyed assistant baker,
whose skill was such that he could make lebkuchen fit to be eaten by the
German portion of the saints in Paradise. At the end of three months
the feelings of these young people towards each other were quite clearly
defined in their own minds; at the end of six months, as they were
sitting together one afternoon in the little back room at a time when
the shop happened to be empty, things came to the pleasing crisis that
they both for a considerable period had foreseen.
But then, unfortunately, came a storm--that neither of them had foreseen
at all--that shook the Cafe Nuernberg to its very foundations!
Gottlieb was the storm, and he moved over a wide area with great
rapidity and violence. He was central, naturally, over Hans and Minna:
the first of whom, after being denounced with great energy as a viper
who had been warmed to the biting point, was ordered to take himself off
without a single instant's delay, and never to darken the doors of the
Cafe Nuernberg again; and the second of whom was declared to be a baby
fool, who must be kept locked up in her own third-story back room, and
fed on nothing more appetizing than pumpernickel and water until she
came to her senses. In the outer edges of the storm the apprentices and
the young men who drove the wagons found themselves most hotly involved;
and a very violent gust swept down upon Aunt Hedwig and Herr Sohnstein,
who surely were as innocent in the premises as any two people quite
satisfactorily engaged in earnest but somewhat dilatory love-making of
their own very well could be. Indeed, this storm was an ill wind that
blew a famous blast of luck to Herr Sohnstein: for Aunt Hedwig, being
dreadfully upset by her brother's outbreak, went of her own accord to
Herr Sohnstein for sympathy and consolation--and found both in such
liberal quantities, and with them such tender pleadings to enter a
matrimonial haven where storms should be unknown, that presently,
smiling through her tears, she uttered the words of consent for which
the excellent notary had waited loyally through more than a dozen weary
years. It was Herr Sohn-stein's turn to be upset then. He couldn't
believe, until he had soothed himself with a phenomenal number of pipes,
that happiness so perfect could be real.
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