A Romance of Tompkins Square: 1891Janvier, Thomas A. (Thomas Allibone)
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A Romance of Tompkins Square: 1891
Janvier, Thomas A. (Thomas Allibone)
United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
As Gottlieb happened to be walking along the south side of Tompkins
Square, a fortnight or so after the tempest, he found his steps arrested
by a great sign that lay face downward on trestles across the sidewalk,
in readiness for hoisting in place upon the front of a smart new shop.
Inside the shop he saw painters and paper-hangers at work; and on the
large plate-glass window a man was gluing white letters with a dexterous
celerity. The letters already in place read "Nuernberger Lebku--" And as
to this legend he saw "chen" added, he rolled out a stout South German
oath and stamped upon the ground. But far stronger was the oath that he
uttered as the big sign was swung upward, and he read upon it, in golden
German letters:
[Illustration: Bakery Sign 226]
That the Recording Angel blotted out with his tears the fines which
he was compelled on this occasion to record against Gottlieb Brekel in
Heaven's high chancery is highly improbable. In the only known case of
such lachrymic erasure the provocation to profanity was a commendable
moral motive that was eminently unselfish. But when Gottlieb Brekel
swore roundly in his native German all the way from the south-west
corner of Tompkins Square to the corner of Third Street and the Bowery;
and from that point, when he had transacted his business there, all the
way back to the Cafe Nuernberg in Avenue B, his motives could not in any
wise be regarded as moral, and selfishness lay at their very root.
Gottlieb already found himself involved in serious difficulties with the
many customers who bought his lebkuchen; for with the departure of Hans
he had been compelled to fall back upon his own resources, and with
the most lamentable results. Great quantities of his first baking were
returned to him, with comments in both High German and Low German of
a very uncomplimentary sort. His second baking--saving the relatively
inconsiderable quantities consumed by the omnivorous children of St.
Bridget's School--simply remained upon his hands unsold. And now,
to make his humiliation the more complete, here was his discharged
assistant setting up as his rival; and with every probability that
the attempted rivalry would be crowned with success. Really there was
something, perhaps, to be said in palliation of Gottlieb's profanity
after all.
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