A Romance of Tompkins Square: 1891Janvier, Thomas A. (Thomas Allibone)
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A Romance of Tompkins Square: 1891
Janvier, Thomas A. (Thomas Allibone)
United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Gottlieb had but a sorry Christmas that year. The best that even
Aunt Hedwig could say of his lebkuchen was that it was not bad. Herr
Sohnstein, to be sure, brazenly declared that it was delicious; but
Gottlieb remembered that Herr Sohnstein, who conducted a flourishing
practice in the criminal courts, was trained in the art of romantic
deviations from the truth whenever it was necessary to put a good face
on a bad cause; and he observed sadly that the notary's teeth were at
variance with his tongue, for the piece of lebkuchen that Herr Sohnstein
ate was infinitessimally small. As for the regular German customers of
the bakery, they simply bit one single bite and then refused to buy.
Indeed, but for the children from St. Bridget's School--who, being
for the most part boys, and Irish boys at that, presumably could eat
anything--it is not impossible that that first baking of lebkuchen
might have remained uneaten even until this present day. And it was
due mainly to the stout stomachs of successive generations of these
enterprising boys that the series of experiments which Gottlieb then
began in the making of lebkuchen was brought, in the course of years,
to something like a satisfactory conclusion. But even at its best, never
was this lebkuchen at all like that of which in his hopeful youth he had
dreamed.
Herr Sohnstein, to be sure, spoke highly of it, and even managed to eat
of it quite considerable quantities. Gottlieb did not imagine that
Herr Sohnstein could have in this matter any ulterior motives; but Aunt
Hedwig much more than half suspected that in order to please her by
pleasing her brother he was making a sacrifice of his stomach to his
heart. If this theory had any foundation in fact, it is certain that
Herr Sohnstein did not appreciably profit by his gallant risk of
indigestion; for while Aunt Hedwig by no means seemed disposed to
shatter all his hopes by a sharp refusal, she gave no indication
whatever of any intention to permit her ripe red lips to utter the
longed-for word of assent. Aunt Hedwig, unquestionably, was needlessly
cruel in her treatment of Herr Sohnstein, and he frequently told her so.
Sometimes he would ask her, with a fine irony, if she meant to keep him
waiting for his answer until her brother had made lebkuchen as good as
the lebkuchen of Nuernberg? To which invariably she would reply that, in
the first place, she did not know of any question that he ever had asked
her that required an answer; and, in the second place, that she did mean
to keep him waiting just precisely that long. And then she would add,
with a delicate drollery that was all her own, that whenever he got
tired of waiting he might hire a whole horse-car all to himself and ride
right away. Ah, this Aunt Hedwig had a funny way with her!
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