England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
Mr Albert Brash is an expert in the art of what may be called
Righteous Indignation. Never was there such an exploiter of
grievances. Is short time declared? Mr Brash calls for an Act of
Parliament. Is there an explosion of fire-damp? Mr Brash mutters
darkly that one of these days a director must swing. Does a careless
worker remove a pit-prop and bring down an avalanche of coal on
himself? Mr Brash raises clenched hands to heaven and clamours for a
revolution. So persistently and so methodically does Mr Brash lay upon
the shoulders of Capital the responsibility for all the ills to which
flesh is liable, from a hard winter to triplets, that he has
ultimately (as is the way in this short-sighted world of ours)
achieved the position of Sir Oracle. His deportment is that of a
stage conspirator, and he rarely speaks above a hoarse and arresting
whisper. He calls himself an Anarchist, but he quails at the passing
of the most benevolent policeman. He regards Trades Unions as
well-meaning institutions, with but little discrimination as to their
choice of leaders.
Mr James Killick is a thoroughly honest, thoroughly muddle-headed
Socialist of a rather common type. Like many a wiser and more
observant man before him, he has realised something of the grinding
misery and suffering of this world, and a great and vague desire to
better things is surging inarticulately within him. He has come to
the conclusion, as most half-educated philosophers usually do, that
the simplest remedy would be to take from those who have and give
the proceeds to those who have not. The fact that the world is
divided into men to whose hands money sticks like glue and men
through whose fingers it slips like water, and that consequently a
Utopian re-distribution of property would have to be repeated at
inconveniently frequent intervals in order to preserve the social
balance, has not yet been borne in on him. He regards Trades Unionism
as a broken reed.
Mr Adam Wilkie is a Scot of the dourest and most sepulchral
appearance. Native reticence and an extremely cautious manner of
expressing himself have invested him with that halo of business acumen
which appears to be inevitable to the Scot as viewed by the Sassenach,
and his very silence is regarded with respectful admiration by his
more verbose colleagues. In reality, he is an intensely stupid,
entirely placid individual. Still, he has kept himself by native
thrift in tolerable comfort all his life without extraneous
assistance, and he consequently regards Trades Unionism as an
institution specially and mercifully introduced by Providence for the
purpose of keeping the weak-kneed English out of the poorhouse.
"Who's to be there?" inquired Mr Brash of Mr Entwistle senior.
That patriarch, who was negotiating a mountainous waste-heap, made no
reply.
"Who are we going to meet?" repeated Mr Brash in a louder tone.
"Eh?" inquires Mr Entwistle, giving his invariable answer to any
sudden question.
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