England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
"He is a hard man--as hard as flint," mused Mr Aymer. "I wonder if he
has a soft side to him _anywhere_. I wonder, for instance, how he
would treat a woman."
"I wonder," said Mr Crisp.
CHAPTER FOUR.
THE DEVIL A MONK WOULD BE.
The first member of the Rectory household whose eyes opened on Sunday
morning was the Rector himself, who promptly arose and repaired to the
church, there to conduct the early morning service. The second was a
certain Mr Dawks, who has not previously been mentioned in this
narrative. He was a dog. The term may include almost anything, which
is perhaps fortunate for Mr Dawks; otherwise it might have been
necessary to class him under some more elastic heading. Of his
ancestry nothing was known, though many conjectures could have been
made, and most of them would have been correct. He had been found
lying half-dead in a country lane by Daphne six years ago, and though
mistaken at the time for a derelict monkey jettisoned from some
migratory hurdy-gurdy, had subsequently proved to be a mongrel puppy
of a few months old. Regular meals and ripening years had developed
him into a sort of general epitome of all the dogs that ever existed.
He possessed points which, exhibited individually, would have gained
many marks at Cruft's Dog-Show. His tail would have increased the
market value of a Chow fourfold; his shoulders and forelegs would have
done credit to a prize bull-terrier; his ears would have inflated the
self-esteem of the silkiest spaniel in existence; and his lower jaw
would have been regarded as an asset by an alligator. His manners were
without reproach, but were derived rather from mental vacuity than
nobility of character; for with the deportment of an hidalgo he
combined the intelligence of a permanent official.
His name, as already mentioned, was Mr Dawks, but he responded with
equal amiability to "Angel Child" or "Beautiful One" (Daphne);
"Flea-Club" (Ally); "Puss, puss!" (Nicky); and "Tank-Engine" (Stiffy),
to whose mechanical mind bandy legs and laboured breathing suggested a
short wheel-base and leaky outside-cylinders.
Mr Dawks, having arisen from his nightly resting-place outside Daphne
Vereker's bedroom door, strolled downstairs to the study. The Rector
was frequently to be found there early in the morning, and were he not
too deeply absorbed in some dusty volume, there might be biscuits. But
the room was empty. Mr Dawks laboriously remounted the staircase and
scratched delicately at his mistress's bedroom door.
He was admitted, and found Daphne, in dressing-gown and slippers,
preparing for her Sunday morning round, in which she doubled the parts
of what is known in the North of England as a "knocker-up" and
mistress of the wardrobe; for the week's clean garments were always
distributed on these occasions. The pair set forth together.
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