England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
"Yes--Dad and the boys. And then I know all about the sort of man one
meets round here. I can tell a ditcher from a ploughman; and if I meet
a man in a dog-cart with cases at the back I know he's a commercial
traveller, and if he has a red face I know he's a farmer, and if he
hasn't I know he's a doctor; but I haven't had much other experience."
"Still, what am _I_?" reiterated Apollyon.
"Well--I suppose you are not a soldier, or you would have a
moustache."
"No."
"You might be a lawyer, being clean-shaven. Are you?"
"No."
"Oh! That's rather disappointing. You would make a ripping judge, with
a big wig on. Well, perhaps you write things. I know--you are an
author or an editor?"
"No."
"Foiled again!" said Daphne cheerfully. "Let me see, what other
professions are there? Are you a Don, by any chance? A fellow, or
lecturer, or anything? We had a Fellow of All Souls down here once. He
was a dear."
"No."
"You are a 'Varsity man, I suppose."
"Yes."
"Oxford or Cambridge?"
"Cambridge."
"I am glad. Dark blue is _so_ dull, isn't it? Besides, Dad is a
Cambridge man. He is an old Running Blue. He won--but of course you
know all about that. It seems queer to think you knew him before I
did! Well, I give you up. What _do_ you do?"
Apollyon reflected.
"I sell coals," he replied at last, rather unexpectedly.
This announcement, and the manner in which it was made, momentarily
deprived Miss Vereker of speech--a somewhat rare occurrence.
"I see," she said presently. "We get ours from the station-master,"
she added politely.
"I was not proposing to apply for your custom," said Apollyon meekly.
At this point they reached the Kirkley Arms, and in the effort
involved in rousing that somnolent hostelry from its Sabbath coma and
making arrangements for the sending up of Sir John Carr's luggage to
the Rectory, the question of why he sold coals, and whether he hawked
the same round in a barrow or delivered his wares through the medium
of the Parcels Post, was lost sight of.
On the homeward walk conversation was maintained on much the same
terms. Daphne held forth unwearyingly, and Apollyon contented himself
for the most part with answering her point-blank questions and putting
a few--a very few--of his own. Certainly the man was a born listener,
and amazingly magnetic. Tacitus himself could not have said less, and
the greatest cross-examiner in the legal profession could not have
extracted more. As they strolled side by side through the Kirkley
woods, where the last of the daffodils were reluctantly making way for
the first of the primroses, Daphne found herself reciting, as to a
discreet and dependable father-confessor, a confidential but
whole-hearted summary of the present state of domestic politics.
Ally's failure to secure a scholarship at the University was
mentioned.
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