England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
Again, if Master Stephen Blasius Vereker suggested to Miss Veronica
Elizabeth Vereker that a B. O. at the T. S. would be an L. B. of
A. R.; to which the lady replied gently but insistently, "Is it
E. P.?" Juggernaut was soon able to understand that in response to an
intimation on the part of her brother that a Blow Out at the Tuck Shop
would be a Little Bit of All Right, the cautious and mercenary damsel
was inquiring whether her Expenses would be Paid at the forthcoming
orgy. If Stiffy continued, "Up to 2 D.," and Nicky replied, "If you
can't make it a tanner, Stiffy, darling, je pense _ne_!" the visitor
gathered without much difficulty that in the opinion of Miss Veronica
no gentleman worthy of the name should presume to undertake the
entertainment of a lady under a minimum outlay of sixpence.
Juggernaut soon settled down to the ways of the establishment. He said
little, but it was obvious, even to the boys, that he was taking a
good deal in. He seldom asked questions, but he possessed an uncanny
knack of interpreting for himself the most secret signs and cryptic
expressions of the community. This established for him a claim to the
family's respect, and in acknowledgment of the good impression he had
created he was informally raised from the status of honoured guest to
that of familiar friend. What the Associated Body of Colliery Owners
would have thought if they could have seen their chairman meekly
taking his seat at the breakfast-table, what time the family,
accompanying themselves with teaspoons against teacups, chanted a
brief but pointed ditty consisting entirely of the phrase "pom-pom!"
repeated _con amore_ and _sforzando_ until breathlessness
intervened--an ordeal known at the Rectory as "pom-pomming," and
inflicted daily upon the last to appear at breakfast--is hard to say.
Mr Montague for one would have enjoyed it.
Only once did this silent and saturnine man exhibit any flash of
feeling. One morning before breakfast Daphne, busy in the
knife-and-boot shed at the back of the house, heard a step on the
gravel outside, and Juggernaut stood before her.
"Good-morning!" she said cheerfully. "Excuse my get-up. I expect I
look rather a ticket."
Juggernaut surveyed her. She wore a large green baize apron. Her skirt
was short and business-like, and her sleeves were rolled up above the
elbow. Her hair was twisted into a knot at the back of her head.
Plainly her toilet had only reached the stage of the _petit lever_.
She was engaged in the healthful but unfashionable occupation of
blacking boots; _per contra_, what Juggernaut chiefly noted was the
whiteness of her arms. Finally his eye wandered to the boot in which
her left hand was engulfed.
"Whose boot is that?" he asked.
"Yours, I should say. Dad's are square in the toes."
Next moment a large and sinewy hand gripped her by the wrist, and the
boot was taken from her.
"Understand," said Apollyon, looking very like Apollyon indeed, "this
must never occur again. I am angry with you."
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