England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
This was the only occasion, however, on which he asserted his will
with Daphne. In all else she found him perfectly amenable. He
permitted her without protest to overhaul his wardrobe, and submitted
meekly to a scathing lecture upon the negligence apparent in the
perforated condition of some of his garments and the extravagance
evinced by the multiplicity of others. In short, Daphne adopted
Juggernaut, as only a young and heart-whole girl can whose experience
of men so far has been purely domestic. She felt like his mother. To
her he was a child of the largest possible growth, who, not having
enjoyed such advantages as she had all her life bestowed upon the rest
of the flock, must needs be treated with twofold energy and special
consideration. He was her Benjamin, she felt.
* * * * *
Juggernaut was to depart to-morrow. His socks were darned. Items of
his wardrobe, hitherto anonymous, were neatly marked with his
initials. His very pocket-handkerchiefs were numbered.
"You are sending me back to work thoroughly overhauled and refitted,"
he said to Daphne, as she displayed, not without pride, his renovated
garments laid out upon the spare bed. "I feel like a cruiser coming
out of dry dock."
"Well, don't get your things in that state again," said Daphne
severely--"that's all! Who looks after them?"
"My man."
"He ought to be ashamed of himself, then. By the way, there is a dress
waistcoat of yours with two buttons off. Can I _trust_ you, now, to
get them put on again, or had I better keep the waistcoat until I can
get buttons to match?"
"You are very good," said Juggernaut, bowing before the storm.
"That's settled, then. Where shall I send it to?"
Juggernaut thought, and finally gave the address of a club in Pall
Mall.
"Club--do you live in a _club_?" inquired Daphne, with a woman's
instinctive dislike for such a monastic and impregnable type of
domicile.
"Sometimes. It saves trouble, you see," said Juggernaut
apologetically. "My house in town is shut at present. I spend a good
deal of time in the north."
"Where do you live when you are in the north?" inquired Daphne, with
the healthy curiosity of her age and sex.
"I have another house there," admitted Juggernaut reluctantly. "It is
called Belton."
"How many houses have you got altogether?" asked Daphne, in the
persuasive tones of a schoolmaster urging a reticent culprit to make a
clean breast of it and get it over like a man.
"I have a little place in the Highlands," said Juggernaut humbly--
Daphne rolled her brown eyes up to the ceiling.
--"But it is the merest shooting-box," he added, as if pleading for a
light sentence.
"Is that all?"
"Yes--on my honour!"
"And--you live in a _club_!"
Then came the verdict--the inevitable verdict.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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