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"Very good. Perhaps that would be best," said Juggernaut quietly.
CHAPTER TWELVE.
CILLY; OR THE WORLD WELL LOST.
"Stiffy," bellowed the new curate ferociously, "what the--I mean, why
on earth can't you keep that right foot steady? You edge off to leg
every time. If you get a straight ball, stand up to it! If you get a
leg-ball, turn round and have a slap at it! But for Heaven's sake
don't go running _away_! Especially from things like pats of butter!"
"Awfully sorry, Mr Blunt!" gasped Stiffy abjectly, as another pat of
butter sang past his ear. "It's the rotten way I've been brought up!
I've never had any decent coaching before. Ough!... No, it didn't hurt
a bit, really! I shall be all right in a minute." He hopped round in a
constricted circle, apologetically caressing his stomach.
They were in the paddock behind the Rectory orchard. The Reverend
Godfrey Blunt, a ruddy young man of cheerful countenance and ingenuous
disposition, had rolled out an extremely fiery wicket; and within the
encompassing net--Daphne's last birthday present--Stephen Blasius
Vereker, impaled frog-wise upon the handle of his bat, and divided
between a blind instinct of self-preservation and a desire not to
appear ungrateful for favours received, was frantically endeavouring
to dodge the deliveries of the church militant as they bumped past his
head and ricochetted off his ribs.
"That's better," said Mr Blunt, as his pupil succeeded for the first
time in arresting the course of a fast long-hop with his bat instead
of his person. "But don't play back to yorkers."
"All right!" said Stiffy dutifully. "I didn't know," he added in all
sincerity, "that it was a yorker, or I wouldn't have done it. Oh, I
say, well bowled! I don't think anybody could have stopped that one.
It never touched the ground at all!"
Stiffy turned round and surveyed his prostrate wickets admiringly. He
was an encouraging person to bowl to.
"No, it was a pretty hot one," admitted the curate modestly. "I think
I shall have to be going now," he added, mopping his brow. "Parish
work, and a sermon to write, worse luck! I think I have just time for
a short knock, though. Bowl away, Stiffy!"
He took his stand at the wicket, and after three blind and
characteristic swipes succeeded in lifting a half-volley of Stiffy's
into the adjacent orchard. When the bowler, deeply gratified with a
performance of which he felt himself to be an unworthy but necessary
adjunct, returned ten minutes later from a successful search for the
ball, he found his hero hastily donning the old tweed jacket and
speckled straw hat which he kept for wear with his cricket flannels.
"Hallo! Off?" cried Stiffy regretfully.
"Yes; I'm afraid so," replied Mr Blunt. He was gazing anxiously
through a gap in the hedge which commanded the Rectory garden-gate.
"This is my busy day. So long, old man!"
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