England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Love stories; Marriage -- Fiction
He vaulted the fence, and set off down the road at a vigorous and
businesslike trot. But after a hundred yards or so he halted, and
looked round him with an air which can only be described as furtive.
Before him the road, white and dusty, continued officiously on its way
to the village and duty. Along the right-hand side thereof ran a neat
rail-fence, skirting the confines of Tinkler's Den. The landscape
appeared deserted. All nature drowsed in the hot afternoon sun.
Mr Blunt, who was a muscular young Christian, took a running jump of
some four feet six, cleared the topmost rail, and landed neatly on the
grassy slope which ran down towards the Den.
"Now then, Sunny Jim!" remarked a reproving voice above his head,
"_pas si beaucoup de cela!_"
However sound our nervous systems may be, we are all of us liable to
be startled at times. Mr Blunt was undoubtedly startled on the
occasion, and being young and only very recently ordained, signified
the same in the usual manner.
When he looked up into the tree where Nicky was reclining, that
virtuous damsel's fingers were in her ears.
"Mr Blunt," she remarked, "I am both surprised and shocked."
"Veronica Vereker," replied Mr Blunt, turning and shaking his fist as
he retreated down the slope towards Tinkler's Den, "next time I get
hold of you I will wring your little neck!"
Miss Veronica Vereker kissed the tips of her fingers to him.
"We will now join," she proclaimed, in a voice surprisingly
reminiscent of the throaty tenor which Mr Blunt reserved for his
ecclesiastical performances, "in singing Hymn number two hundred and
thirty-three; during which those who desire to leave the church are
recommended to do so, as it is _my--turn--to--preach--the--sermon_!"
But by this time the foe, running rapidly, was out of earshot.
Half-an-hour later Stiffy, who was a gregarious animal, went in search
of his younger sister, whom he discovered, recently returned from her
sylvan skirmish with the curate, laboriously climbing into a hammock
in the orchard.
"Nicky, will you come and play cricket?" he asked politely.
"I suppose that means will I come and bowl to you?" replied Nicky.
"No. You can bat if you like."
"Well, I won't do either," said Nicky agreeably.
"What shall we do, then?" pursued Stiffy, with unimpaired _bonhomie_.
"Personally, I am going to remain in this hammock," replied the lady.
"I recommend you, dear, to go and put your head in a bucket. _Good_
afternoon! Sorry you can't stop."
"I wonder if Cilly would play," mused Stiffy.
"Cilly? I don't think! She is gloating over her clothes in her
bedroom. If you and I, my lad," continued Veronica reflectively, "were
going to be presented at Court next week, I wonder if we should make
such unholy shows of ourselves for days beforehand."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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