[Sidenote: Much good may doe you Sir.]
Now then, like _Scanderbeg_ he falls to work,
And hews the Pudding as he hew’d the Turk.
How he plough’d up the Beefe like Forrest-land,
And fum’d, because the bones his wrath withstand?
Upon the Mutton he fell not like a Lamb,
But rather like a Wolfe he tore the same.
At first a Sister helpt him, but this Elfe sir,
Wearying her out, she cryes, _Pray help your self sir!_
Upon the Pasty though he fell anon,
As if ’t had been the walls of _Babylon_.
Like a Cathedrall downe he throwes that stuffe,
_Why, Sisters_, saith he, _I am pepper-proofe_.
Then down he powres the Claret, and down again,
And _would the French King were a Puritan_
He cryes: swills up the Sack, and I’le be sworn
[Sidenote: Christian forgivenesse.]
Quoth he, _Spaine’s_ King is not the _Popes_ tenth horne.
By this his tearing hunger doth abate,
[Sidenote: No Grace after meat.]
And on the second course they ’gan to prate.
Then quoth _Priscilla_, Oh my brother deare:
Truly y’are welcome to this homely cheare,
And therefore eate, good brother, eate your fill,
Alas for _Daniel_, my heart aketh still.
Then quoth the Priest, _Sister be of good heart_;
But she reply’d _good brother eate some Tart_.
_Rebecca_ then a member of the ’lection
Began to talk of brotherly affection;
For this, said she; as I have heard the wise
Discourse, consisteth much in exercise.
Yet I was foolish, and would oft resist,
But you had more grace, Brother, than to desist.
Streight he reply’d, there is a time for all things,
There is a time for great things and for small things,
There’s a time to eate, and drink, and reformation,
A time to empty, and for procreation.
Therefore deare Sister let us take our time,
There’s reason for’t, I never car’d for Rhyme.
Then truly answer’d she, tis a good motion,
And I embrace it with a warme devotion.
[Sidenote: Nothing beyond ingratitude.]
Why you know Brother you did never prove
That I was ere ingratefull for your love,
But sometimes Angels did attend your Purse,
At other times you know I did you nurse,
With many a secret dish of lusty meat,
And presently we went and did the feat.
Truly quoth _Dorcas_ then, I saw a Vision,
That we should have our foes in great derision.
Quoth _Martha_ straight (and then she shook the crums
From off her apron white, and pickt her gums)
So I doe hope, for so our Brother said;
O what a heavenly piece of work he made!
But I am ign’rant, and my memory short,
I shall forget, were I to be hang’d for’t.
Then quoth the Priest, The cheere that here we see,
Is but an Emblem of Mortality.
The Oxe is strong, and glories in his strength,
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