[_Here entereth_ ABHOMINABLE LIVING.[124] ABHOMINABLE LIVING. Hem! come away quickly, The back door is open;[125] I dare not tarry: Come, Fellowship, come on away! HYPOCRISY. What, Unknown Honesty? a word! [_Draws_ A. L. _aside_.[126] You shall not go yet, by God I swear; Here is none but your friends, you need not to fray, Although, this strange young gentleman be here. JUVENTUS. I trust, in me she will think no danger; For I love well the company of fair women. ABHOMINABLE LIVING. Who, you? nay, ye are such a holy man, That to touch one ye dare not be bold; I think,[127] you would not kiss a young woman, If one would give you twenty pound in gold. JUVENTUS. Yes, by the mass, that I would; I could find in my heart to kiss you in your smock. ABHOMINABLE LIVING. My back is broad enough to bear away that mock For one hath told me many a time, That you[128] have said you would use no such wanton company as mine. JUVENTUS. By dog's[129] precious wounds, that was some whoreson[130] villain; I will never eat meat that shall do me good, Till I have cut his flesh, by God's precious blood: Tell me, I pray you, who it was, And I will trim the knave, by the blessed mass. ABHOMINABLE LIVING. Tush! as for that, do not you pass; That which I told you was but for love. HYPOCRISY. She did nothing else but prove, Whether a little[131] thing would you move To be angry and fret; What, and if one had said so? Let such trifling matters go, And be good to men's flesh for all that. JUVENTUS [_He kisseth_ ABHOMINABLE LIVING.] To kiss her since she came, I had clean forgot: You are welcome to my company. ABHOMINABLE LIVING. Sir, I thank you most heartily; By your kindness it doth appear. HYPOCRISY. What a hurly-burly is here! Smick smack, and all this gear! You will to tick-tack,[132] I fear, If you[133] had time: Well, wanton, well; I-wis, I can tell, That such smock-smell Will set your nose out of tune. ABHOMINABLE LIVING. What, man? you need not to fume, Seeing he is come into my company now; He is as well welcome as the best of you: And if it lie in me to do him pleasure, He shall have it, you may ye sure. FELLOWSHIP. Then old acquaintance is clean out of favour: Lo, Friendship, this gear goeth with a sleight;[134] He hath driven us twain out of conceit. HYPOCRISY. Out of conceit, quod-a? no, no; I dare well say, she thinketh not so: How say you, Unknown Honesty? Do not you love Fellowship and me? ABHOMINABLE LIVING. Yea, by the mass, I love you all three; But yet indeed, if I should say the truth, Amongst all other, welcome Master Youth. JUVENTUS. Full greatly I do delight to kiss your pleasant mouth. [_He kisseth_ ABHOMINABLE LIVING. I am not able your kindness to recompence; I long to talk with you secretly, therefore let us go hence. ABHOMINABLE LIVING. I agree to that; for I would not for twenty pence,[135] That it were known where I have been.