BAILY. Yea, but who knoweth that, when he meets you in the dark? I am sure your learning shines not out at your nose. Was it any marvel, though the poor woman arose, And start up, being afraid of that was in her purse? Me-think you may be glad that your[288] luck was no worse. DOCTOR RAT. Is not this evil enough, I pray you, as you think? [_Showing his broken head._ BAILY. Yea, but a man in the dark oft[289] chances to wink, As soon he smites his father as any other man, Because, for lack of light, discern him he ne can. Might it not have been your luck with a spit to have been slain? DOCTOR RAT. I think I am little better, my scalp is cloven to the brain: If there be all the remedy, I know who bears the knocks.[290] BAILY. By my troth, and well worthy besides to kiss the stocks. To come in on the back side, when ye might go about, I know none such, unless they long to have their brains knock'd out. DOCTOR RAT. Well, will you be so good, sir, as talk with dame Chat, And know what she intended, I ask no more but that. BAILY. Let her be called, fellow, because of master doctor, I warrant in this case, she will be her own proctor: She will tell her own tale, in metre or in prose, And bid you seek your remedy, and so go wipe your nose. THE FIFTH ACT. THE SECOND SCENE. M. BAILY, CHAT, D. RAT, GAMMER, HODGE, DICCON. BAILY. Dame Chat, master doctor upon you here complaineth, That you and your maids should him much disorder, And taketh many an oath that no word be feigned, Laying to your charge, how you thought him to murder: And on his part again, that same man say'th furder, He never offended you in word nor intent; To hear you answer hereto, we have now for you sent. CHAT. That I would have murdered him! fie on him, wretch! And evil mought he the for it, our Lord I beseech. I will swear on all the books that opens and shuts, He feigneth this tale out of his own guts. For this seven weeks with me, I am sure, he sat not down; [_To D. Rat._] Nay, ye have other minions in the other end of the town, Where ye were liker to catch such a blow Than anywhere else, as far as I know. BAILY. Belike then, master doctor, your[291] stripe there ye got not. DOCTOR RAT. Think you I am so mad, that where I was bet, I wot not?[292] Will ye believe this quean, before she hath tried it? It is not the first deed she hath done, and afterward denied it. CHAT. What, man, will you say I broke your head? DOCTOR RAT. How canst thou prove the contrary? CHAT. Nay, how provest thou that I did the deed. DOCTOR RAT. Too plainly, by St Mary. This proof, I trow, may serve, though I no word spoke. [_Showing his broken head._