A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
English drama
STRANGE. It will be thought
Your greatness and our money carries it:
For some say some men on the back of law
May ride and rule it like a patient ass,
And with a golden bridle in the mouth
Direct it unto anything they please.
Others report it is a spider's web,
Made to entangle the poor helpless flies,
Whilst the great spiders that did make it first,
And rule it, sit i' th' midst secure, and laugh.
My law in this shall only be my sword;
But, peradventure, not this month or two.
KATH. This month or two?
C. FRED. I'll be your second, then.
STRANGE. You proffer too much honour, my good lord.
PEN. And I will be your third.
ABRA. I'll not be fourth or fifth,
For the old proverb's good, which long hath been,
Says safest 'tis sleeping in a whole skin.
LUC. God-a-mercy, Nab, I'll ha' thee, and be but for thy manhood.
SIR INN. Wife, my Lady Ninny, do you hear your son? He speaks
seldom, but when he speaks----
LUC. He speaks proverbs, i' faith.
L. NIN. O, 'tis a pestilence knight, Mistress Lucida.
LUC. Ay, and a pocky.
KATH. This month or two! D'ye love me? not before?
It may be I will live so long Fame's whore!
[_Exit_ KATHERINE.
SIR J. WOR. What lowering star rul'd my nativity!
You'll come to dinner?
STRANGE. Yes.
C. FRED. Good morrow, brother.
Come, let's be merry in despite of all,
And make this day (as't should be) festival.
SIR J. WOR. This sour thwart beginning may portend
Good, and be crown'd with a delicious end.
[_Exeunt all but_ STRANGE.
STRANGE. So; I'll not see you, till my task be done:
So much false time I set to my intent,
Which instantly I mean to execute,
To cut off all means of prevention,
Which if they knew my day, they would essay.
Now for the merchant's honour. Hit all right:
Kate, your young Strange will lie with you to-night. [_Exit._
_Enter WAGTAIL; the_ PAGE, _stealing after her, conceals himself_.
WAG. What a stir is here made about lying with a gentlewoman! I have
been lain with a hundred, and a hundred times, and nothing has come
on't! but--hawk, hum! hawk, hum! O, O! Thus have I done for this month
or two--hawk, hum! [_Coughs and spits._]
PAGE. Ah! God's will, are you at it? You have acted your name too much,
sweet Mistress Wagtail. This was wittily, though somewhat knavishly
followed on me.
WAG. Umph! O' my conscience, I am peppered. Well, thou tumblest not for
nothing, for he dances as well that got thee, and plays as well on the
viol, and yet he must not father thee. I have better men. Let me
remember them, and here, in my melancholy, choose out one rich enough
to reward this my stale virginity, or fit enough to marry my little
honesty. Hawk, hawk! [_Coughs and spits._]
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