Reader, the saleman swears you'll take it very ill, if I say not something to you too. In troth, you are a stranger to me: why should I write to you? you never writ to me, nor I think will not answer my epistle. I send a comedy to you here, as good as I could then make; nor slight my presentation, because it is a play; for I tell thee, reader, if thou be'st ignorant, a play is not so idle a thing as thou art, but a mirror of men's lives and actions; nor, be it perfect or imperfect, true or false, is the vice or virtue of the maker. This is yet, as well as I can, _qualis ego vel Cluvienus_. Thou must needs have some other language than thy mother-tongue, for thou think'st it impossible for me to write a play, that did not use a word of Latin, though he had enough in him. I have been vexed with vile plays myself a great while, hearing many; now I thought to be even with some, and they should hear mine too. Fare thee well: if thou hast anything to say to me, thou know'st where to hear of me for a year or two, and no more, I assure thee. N.F. TO HIS LOVED SON,[9] NAT. FIELD, AND HIS WEATHERCOCK WOMAN. To many forms, as well as many ways, Thy active muse turns like thy acted woman: In which disprais'd inconstancy turns praise; Th' addition being, and grace of Homer's seaman, In this life's rough seas toss'd, yet still the same: So turns thy wit, inconstancy to stay, And stay t' inconstancy. And as swift Fame Grows as she goes, in Fame so thrive thy play, And thus to standing turn thy woman's fall: Wit, turn'd to everything, proves stay in all. GEORGE CHAPMAN. [9] It was not unusual for elder poets to call the younger their _sons_. Ben Jonson allowed this title to Randolph, Howell, and others. Field also subscribes himself to old Henslowe the manager, "your loving _son_." DRAMATIS PERSONÆ COUNT FREDERICK. SIR JOHN WORLDLY. NEVILL. SCUDMORE. STRANGE. PENDANT. CAPTAIN POUTS. SIR INNOCENT NINNY. SIR ABRAHAM NINNY. BELLAFRONT. KATHERINE. LUCIDA. LADY NINNY. MISTRESS WAGTAIL _A Priest._ _A Page._ _Servants._ A WOMAN IS A WEATHERCOCK. ACT I., SCENE 1. _Enter_ SCUDMORE, _as in his chamber in a morning, half-ready, reading a letter_.