A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13 — John Shaqi
A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Anc.+ Pray, take it not so heinous, we'll go to him: I'll buy
it again of him, he won't be too cruel.
+Blood.+ A dog, a very dog; there's more mercy in a pair of
unbribed bailiffs. To shun all such solicitings, he's rid to
York. A very cut-throat rogue! But I'll send to him.
+Anc.+ An honest old man, how it moves him! [_Aside._] This was
my negligence. Good Sim, convey him into some warmer room; and
I pray, however Fortune--she that gives ever with the dexterity
she takes--shall please to fashion out my sufferings, yet for
his sake, my deceased father, the long friend of your heart, in
your health keep me happy.
+Blood.+ O right honest young man! Sim.
+Sim.+ Sir.
+Blood.+ Have I done't well?
+Sim.+ The devil himself could not have done't better.
+Blood.+ I tell thee an old saw, sirrah--
_He that dissembles in wealth shall not want;
They say doomsday's coming, but think you not on't._
This will make the pot seethe, Sim.
+Anc.+[35] Good sir, talk no more, my mouth runs over. [_Exeunt
+Bloodhound+ and +Sim+._] Sleep, wake, worthy beggar, worthy
indeed to be one, and am one worthily. How fine it is to
wanton without affliction! I must look out for fortunes over
again: no, I have money here, and 'tis the curse of merit not
to work when she has money. There was a handsome widow, whose
wild-mad-jealous husband died at sea; let me see, I am near
Blackfriars, I'll have one start at her, or else----
_Enter +Bloodhound's+ daughter +Moll+, with a bowl
of beer._
+Moll.+ By my troth, 'tis he! Captain Young's son. I have loved
him even with languishings, ever since I was a girl; but should
he know it, I should run mad, sure. What handsome gentlemen
travel and manners make! my father begun to you, sir, in a cup
of small beer.
+Anc.+ How does he, pray?
+Moll.+ Pretty well now, sir.
+Anc.+ Mass, 'tis small indeed. [_Aside._] You'll pledge me?
+Moll.+ Yes, sir.
+Anc.+ Pray, will you tell me one thing?
+Moll.+ What is't?
+Anc.+ Which is smaller, this beer or your maidenhead?
+Moll.+ The beer a great deal, sir.
+Anc.+ Ay, in quality.
+Moll.+ But not in quantity?
+Anc.+ No.
+Moll.+ Why?
+Anc.+ Let me try, and I'll tell you.
+Moll.+ Will you tell me one thing before you try?
+Anc.+ Yes.
+Moll.+ Which is smaller, this beer or your wit?
+Anc.+ O the beer, the beer.
+Moll.+ In quality?
+Anc.+ Yes, and in the quantity.
+Moll.+ Why, then, I pray, keep the quantity of your wit from
the quality of my maidenhead, and you shall find my maidenhead
more than your wit.
+Anc.+ A witty maidenhead, by this hand. [_Exeunt severally._
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