Hark you, widows; Randalls was disturbed in cogitations about lands, ploughs, and cheesepresses in Wales; and, by cat, hur have forgot where hur and hur meet soon at pright dark evenings. +Wid.+ Why, on the 'Change, in the Dutch walks. +Ran.+ O haw, have hur? but Randalls was talk no Dutch; pray meet her in the Welsh walk. Was no Welsh walk there? +Wid.+ Fie, no! There are no Welsh merchants there? +Ran.+ Mass, was fery true, was all shentlemen in Wales. Hur never saw hur shambermaid; pray, where was her shambermaid? +Jar.+ Taken up i' th' kitchen, sir. +Ran.+ Can hur make wedding-ped pravely for Randalls and widows? +Wid.+ Pray tell him, Jarvis, whe'r[67] she can or no. +Jar.+ Sir, not to delay, but to debilitate the strength of your active apprehension of my mistress's favour---- +Ran.+ Was fery good words. +Jar.+ Hark in your ear: she will have her nest feathered with no British breed. +Ran.+ Sounds, was not British so good as English? +Jar.+ Yes, where there's wisdom, wit, and valour; but, as amongst our English, we may have one fool, a knave, a coxcomb, and a coward, she bid me tell you, she has seen such wonders come out of Wales. In one word,[68] you're an ass, and she'll have none of you. +Ran.+ Augh, Saint Tavie, Owen, Morgan, and all hur cousins! was widow herself say so? +Wid.+ Good sir, let every circumstance make up one answer, take it with you. +Jar.+ And the Roman answer is, the English goose, sir.[69] +Ran.+ Sounds! hur was kill now! Gog and Gogmagog! a whole dozen of shiants. Make fool of Randalls! Randalls was wisht to as prave match as widows; was know one Mary Bloodhound, was ha' all, when her father kick up heels; and, by cat, though hur never saw hur, hur will send hur love-letters presently, get hur good-wills, and go to shurch and marry, and hur were eight-and-thirty, two hundred and nine and fifty widows. Mark hur now. [_Exit +Randall+._ +Jar.+ He pelts as he goes pitifully. +Wid.+ Where's Mary? +John.+ Mary! _Enter +Maid+._ +Wid.+ Pray go to Aldgate, to my sempstress, for my ruff; I must use it, say, to-morrow. Did ye bid her hollow it just in the French fashion cut? +Maid.+ Yes, forsooth. +Wid.+ 'Twas well; we have no other proof in use that we are English, if we do not zany them. Let John go with you. +Maid.+ Yes, forsooth. [_Exit._ +Jar.+ But pray, forsooth, how do you mean to dispose of your suitors?