A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 13
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Blood.+ Better pull't out than halter stretch it. Away, out of
my doors! rogue, I defy thee.
+Alex.+ Must you be my mother-in-law?
+Wid.+ So your father says, sir.
+Alex.+ You see the worst of your eldest son; I abuse nobody.
+Blood.+ The rogue will fall upon her.
+Alex.+ I will tell you an old saw.
+Wid.+ Pray let's hear it.
+Alex.+
_An old man is a bedful of bones,
And who can it deny?
By whom (umph)[15] a young wench lies and groans
For better company._
+Blood.+ Did you ever hear such a rascal? Come, come, let's
leave him: I'll go buy thy wedding-ring presently. You're best
be gone, sirrah: I am going for the constable--ay, and one of
the churchwardens; and, now I think on't, he shall pay five
shillings to the poor for being drunk: twelve pence shall go
into the box, and t'other four my partner and I will share
betwixt us. There's a new path to thrift, wench; we must live,
we must live, girl.
+Wid.+ And at last die for all together.
[_Exeunt +Bloodhound+, +Widow+, +Maid+, and +Man+._
+Sim.+ 'Tis a diamond.[16] [_Aside._
+Tim.+ You'll be at the Fountain[17] after dinner?
+Alex.+ While 'twill run, boy.
+Tim.+ Here's a noble now, and I'll bring you t'other as I come
by to the tavern; but I'll make you swear I shall drink nothing
but small beer.
+Alex.+ Niggers-noggers, thou shalt not; there's thine own oath
for thee: thou shalt eat nothing, an' thou wilt, but a poached
spider, and drive it down with syrup of toads. [_Exit._
+Tim.+ Ah! prythee, Sim, bid the maid eat my breakfast herself.
[_Exit._
+Sim.+ H' has turned his stomach, for all the world like a
Puritan's at the sight of a surplice.[18] But your breakfast
shall be devoured by a stomach of a stronger constitution, I
warrant you. [_Exit._
_Enter +Captain Carvegut+ and +Lieutenant
Bottom+._[19]
+Capt.+ No game abroad this morning? This
Coxcomb park,[20] I think, be past the best: I have
known the time the bottom 'twixt those hills has
been better fledged.
+Lieut.+ Look out, Captain, there's matter of
employment at foot o' th' hill.
+Capt.+ A business?
+Lieut.+ Yes, and hopeful. There's a morning
bird, his flight, it seems, for London: he halloos
and sings sweetly: prythee, let's go and put him
out of tune.
+Capt.+ Thee and I have crotchets in our pates;
and thou knowest two crotchets make one quaver;[21]
he shall shake for't. [_Exeunt._
_Enter +Randall+._
+Ran.+
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