A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 15Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 15
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+Mes.+ Please God and your worship, an't like ye.
+Sil.+ In what language wou'd you speak with him, hum?
+Mes.+ Yes, verily, I would speak with him, an't like ye.
+Sil.+ At what posture?
+Mes.+ Marry, from a friend, an't like ye.
+Sil.+ Very good, my friend. Didst ever say thy [_Drinks._
Prayers in the canary tongue?
+Mes.+ My prayers, an't like ye? Your worship's dispos'd
To be merry: I have a wife and seven small
Children, an't like ye, to wind and turn as they say,
Simple as your worship sees me here, an't like ye.
+Sil.+ Pox o' wives; I'll not give a gazet for thy wife;
She's tough, and too much powder'd. Fetch me
Thy daughter, thy youngest daughter, sirrah!
If the creature be a virgin, and desirable:
Look ye! there's money to buy her clean linen.
I'll have a bath of rich canary and Venus' milk;
Where we will bathe and swim together, like
So many swans, and then be call'd Signior
Jupiter Sillimano. But is she man's meat?
I have a tender appetite, and can scarcely digest
One in her teens.
+Mes.+ Does your worship think I wou'd be a Judas, an't like ye?
She's as neat a girl, and as tight at her business
As the back of your hand, an't like ye; but heaven
Bless ye, and cry ye mercy, if you be his worship,
Here's a letter from the Lady de Prate, an't like ye.
+Sil.+ The Lady de Prate (mark me, sirrah) is a
Noble lady; we say so---- [_Reads a letter._
_I never knew what bondage was till now;
I fear the gilded heart you sent me was
Enchanted_--(O, O)--_I long to see you_--
(Hum--hum)--_therefore let me have the happiness
To know the place and time_--(even so)--_as
You love her, that blushes to write this_----
Yes, yes, I'll enchant ye! I'll time and place ye!
Surely, there's something more about me, than I can
Perceive. Grant that I may bear my fate
Discreetly! _I never knew what bondage was_ [_Reads.
Till now_. Well; 'tis heaven's goodness! For what am I,
Silly wretch, to such a lady, as she that writes so
Pitifully unto me? It wou'd overcome e'en a heart
Of flint: Good gentlewoman! [_Weeps.
As you love her, that blushes to write this_-- [_Reads._
Hum--yes, yes; she knows I love her: it
Will work--I can't contain my good-nature. [_Drinks and weeps._
_Enter +La Gitterne+ and +De Loome+._
+De L.+ Here he is; and stands like a map of
Sundry countries. [_Aside._
+La G.+ One wou'd take him for some foreign beast,
And that fellow to show him. How the gander
Ruffles and prunes himself, as if he would
Tread the goose by him!
+De L.+ 'Tis a pure goat!
+La G.+ And will clamber a pyramid in scent of's female.
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