A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 15Dodsley, Robert
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 15
Dodsley, Robert
English drama
+De L.+ The wenches swear, he kisses like a giant still;
And will ride his heats as cleanly as a dieted
Gelding. Let's fall in. Signior Silliman!
My best wishes kiss your hand.
+La G.+ Continue me worthy of the title of your servant, sir.
+Sil.+ I am very glad to see you well; and hope you are
In good health and sound, gentlemen.
+La G.+ And when shall's draw cuts again for a
Wench, signior, ha?
+Sil.+ Your pleasure [is] to say so.
+De L.+ The slave's rose-drunk, o' my life.
+Sil.+ Please you to take notice of my worthy friend here.
+De L.+ Your admirer, sir. [_Salutes +Messenger+._
+La G.+ Slave to your sedan, sir.
+Mes.+ God bless the good duchess, and all that love the
King, I say, gentlemen, an't like ye.
+De L.+ Pray, sir, what news abroad, or at court?
+Mes.+ News, quotha! Indeed, sir, the truth is I am a
Shoemaker by my trade; my name is Latchet,
And I work to some ladies in the house here,
Though I say't myself; and yet the times were
Never harder, nor leather dearer.
+De L.+ This winter will make amends;
You shall have horsehides cheap, horsehides dog-cheap.
+Latch.+ Cheap, quotha! Why, sir, I'll tell you, (for you
Look like a very honest gentleman), I am put to
Find a pike myself; and must, the parish swears,
Or lose all the shoes in my shop.
+De L.+ 'Tis very brave! Why, you look like a champion;
And have a face the parish may confide in.
+Latch.+ Fide, quotha! sir; be judge yourself, if ever
You knew the like. I have been at the trade
This forty years, off and on; and those children's
Shoes, I have sold for sixpence or a groat upon some
Occasion, we now sell for twelvepence, as they say.
+De L.+ Then the misery is, you get the more.
+Latch.+ More, quotha! Pray, sir, a word. You are a
Courtier, if I may be so bold. They say we must
All be fain to shut up shop, and mortgage
Our wives to the soldiers. D'ye hear any
Such talk, sir?
+De L.+ Some buzzing: but the blades will not accept 'em
Without special articles and a flock of money and
Plate, to keep the babies they shall beget valiant.
+Latch.+ Valiant, quoth-a! Truly, sir, I'll tell ye,
On the truth of a poor man, my Lady de Prate's foot
Is but of the sixes: and yet we pay five pistoles
A dicker.
+Sil.+ My lady's foot but o' the sixes? you lie, sirrah!
By Saint Hugh! there's never a lady i' th' land has a
Prettier foot and leg; if you ha' not spoil'd 'em
With your calf's-skin, sirrah.
+La G.+ Why, the sixes is a good handsome size for a lady.
+Latch.+ Lady, quotha! my life for her's, there's few ladies
I' the court go more upright, nor pay better:
I'll say that.
+Sil.+ You say that? foh! I scorn to wear an inch
Of leather thy nasty flesh shall handle.
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