DIE GÖTTERDÄMMERUNG. TENOR. Juchheia! Hoja! Tuba! Toobahd! Geh’ ich. Ich gehe. Gingend’weise geh’ ich! Italienische Nonsensikalische Knocken mich aus. Alles is up mit true music. Of Donizetti the day dawns. Wagner has waggled his wag. Vogner has voggled his vog. CHORUS. Juchheia! Hoja! Ahdehr![A] Stehdehr! Muhvahn! _Orchestra_ _Embdy-iss-der-Gradle motif._ SOPRANO. But for the baseborn barbarians, Tinkling triumphantly tunes, Scornfullest scorn, Spurnfullest spurning is ours. _Orchestra_ _Gondempt motif._ CONTRALTO. Look at the long-haired loon! Limp is his ten-pound libretto! Time with his foot beats he no longer! Howling his hisses Louder than laughterful boxes! Homeless is he! Hoja! Where shall he go? VOICE OF THE MOUNTAIN GUMBOIL. What’s the bacillus on Bloomingdale? _Orchestra_ _Daemd-outraitch motif._ BASSO PROFUNDO. Who has a Weinhandlung handy? Moozeek is dead. [_Dead motif._] Who has a Weinhandlung to sell? Moozeek is dead. [_Deader motif._] Not too far from Dairt’ Ayvennoo! Moozeek is dead. [_Slightly-decomposed motif._] Vogner has voggled his vog. CHORUS. Vait till the vind of the Vinter, Vistling through Verdi’s viskers, Vailfully vails for Vogner, Vailing in vain! TRIONFO DA MONK’. CHORUS. Strewing flow’rs along the way, Strewing flow’rs along the way, Thus the Duca della Monka- Tanka-Shina-Fivacenta Comes unto these halls to-day. THE DUKE. [_recitativo._] From these halls a long space of period banished, I return like a wanderer, To the mansion vacated by the ignoble Teuton. Heavens! are these the portraits of my ancestors? Ha! vengeance I swear it! On this sword! By the waists of the ladies I perceive, And I observe by the anatomy of the gentlemen, The Teuton has desecrated my ancestral domain. SOPRANO. ................. ................. ................. ................. .................Oh, my heart! Oh, my heart! Oh, my heart, Oh-oh-oh-oh! my heart! my heart, my hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah ha-a-a-AHT!!! CHORUS. Let us all Happy be! Here again Once more are we! THE PUBLIC. Two front seats for dollars three! CURTAIN. [A] Tutelary deities of the Nibelungen. --PUCK, _February 11th, 1891_. [Illustration] WITH “HEALTH AND WEALTH AND LUCK TO ALL!” PUCK HAILS HIS READERS GREAT AND SMALL. _PUCK, December 5th, 1888._