Rosa clapped her hands. “That is the thing for us. We don't want a large
house, only a beautiful one, and in Mayfair.”
“Then the Bijou will be sure to suit you.”
He took them to the Bijou.
The Bijou had a small dining-room with one very large window in two
sheets of plate glass, and a projecting balcony full of flowers; a still
smaller library, which opened on a square yard enclosed. Here were a
great many pots, with flowers dead or dying from neglect. On the first
floor a fair-sized drawing-room, and a tiny one at the back: on the
second floor, one good bedroom, and a dressing-room, or little bedroom:
three garrets above.
Rosa was in ecstasies. “It is a nest,” said she.
“It is a bank-note,” said the agent, stimulating equal enthusiasm, after
his fashion. “You can always sell the lease again for more money.”
Christopher kept cool. “I don't want a house to sell, but to live in,
and do my business; I am a physician: now the drawing-room is built over
the entrance to a mews; the back rooms all look into a mews: we shall
have the eternal noise and smell of a mews. My wife's rest will be
broken by the carriages rolling in and out. The hall is fearfully small
and stuffy. The rent is abominably high; and what is the premium for, I
wonder?”
“Always a premium in Mayfair, sir. A lease is property here: the
gentleman is not acquainted with this part, madam.”
“Oh, yes, he is,” said Rosa, as boldly as a six years' wife: “he knows
everything.”
“Then he knows that a house of this kind at a hundred and thirty pounds
a year in Mayfair is a bank-note.”
Staines turned to Rosa. “The poor patients, where am I to receive them?”
“In the stable,” suggested the house agent.
“Oh!” said Rosa, shocked.
“Well, then, the coach-house. Why, there's plenty of room for a
brougham, and one horse, and fifty poor patients at a time: beggars
musn't be choosers; if you give them physic gratis, that is enough: you
ain't bound to find 'em a palace to sit down in, and hot coffee and rump
steaks all round, doctor.”
This tickled Rosa so that she burst out laughing, and thenceforward
giggled at intervals, wit of this refined nature having all the charm of
novelty for her.
They inspected the stables, which were indeed the one redeeming feature
in the horrid little Bijou; and then the agent would show them the
kitchen, and the new stove. He expatiated on this to Mrs. Staines. “Cook
a dinner for thirty people, madam.”
“And there's room for them to eat it--in the road,” said Staines.
The agent reminded him there were larger places to be had, by a very
simple process, viz., paying for them.
Staines thought of the large, comfortable house in Harewood Square. “One
hundred and thirty pounds a year for this poky little hole?” he groaned.
“Why, it is nothing at all for a Bijou.”
“But it is too much for a bandbox.”
Rosa laid her hand on his arm, with an imploring glance.
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