It must not be inferred from my absence that I was not interested in
the work. On the contrary, there was so much variety in the
important cases that one could not be otherwise than interested: but
one never knew when they were coming on. But people of all classes
would come day after day, and sit out (especially on a Monday
morning) dozens of simple charges of drunk and disorderly, or of
fighting and disturbing. This I could not quite understand. The days
on which Mr. Flowers sat were certainly the most amusing, and
consequently selected by the visitors. Mr. Irving, Mr. Toole, and
the late George Belmore have often in bygone days sat by my side
watching the more important cases.
Sometimes the monotony of the proceedings would be varied by my
seeing one of my own acquaintances in the dock. Then an awkward
question of etiquette arose. The dock joined the reporters' box. Now
ought I to have shaken hands with him? As a matter of fact I never
did, but I do not see why I should not have done so. However, I
thought it best to follow the footsteps of the magistrates--they did
not shake hands with their friends when charged.
I have heard of an instance of a metropolitan police magistrate who,
upon recognising an old friend in dock, ordered him immediately to
be accommodated with a seat on the bench and declined to hear the
charge of embezzlement that was to have been preferred against him.
Soon he was no more a magistrate, and subsequently was "no more" in
the term's other sense.
The most disagreeable case of recognising a friend in the dock that
I ever experienced was some years after, when I was combining the
professions of journalist and entertainer. I accepted an engagement
at Margate to give a couple of sketches nightly at the
Hall-by-the-Sea, which was then under the management of the late E.
P. Hingston, who had been formerly the manager of Artemus Ward's
lecture at the Egyptian Hall in 1866. [By-the-by, the only other
humorist who took part in the concert was J. Hatton, the composer
and author of "To Anthea," who used to take his seat at the piano
and sing his song, "Old Simon the Cellarer" and "The Merry Little
Fat Grey Man," his resemblance to the latter being somewhat
pronounced. He used to reside at Margate, and was an immense
favourite.]
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