"Thanks, no!" replied Ted curtly, for he had noticed Aura's confidence
with Ned, and had--he scarcely had time to think why--resented it;
"but, I think, Cruttenden, that if we do avail ourselves of Mr.
Smith's kindly offered hospitality, we must start at dawn, picking up
our bicycles by the way."
"As you please, Ted," replied Ned carelessly. "But thanks all the
same, Martha. I hope there will be no more miracles in church."
"Thank _you_, sir," retorted Martha cheerfully, "but I don't 'old with
church nor yet with chapel neither. As I keep tellin' of Adam, they
makes people think too much of their sins. An' 'is is but what we
cooks call second stock at that, sir; for takin' 'im, fine an' wet,
Adam do 'is work like a real Briton--yes! he really do----"
With which testimonial to Adam's worth she bobbed another curtsey, and
was off for her panacea for all ills, a "spin on her bike."
"I suppose," said Ted after a pause, in a somewhat awed voice, "that
Adam is Martha's husband."
Aura bubbled over with quick mirth. "Martha's husband! Oh dear, no!
Why, she is always at me 'not to incline to no man, no; not if his
'air be 'ung round with gold'; and just think of Adam's little cropped
head!"
Her laugh was infectious.
"And so Martha shares the--the family dislike to gold," suggested Ned
slyly.
Mr. Sylvanus Smith rose to the fly at once. "We do not dislike it,
sir; gold has undoubtedly its appointed place in the world, but it
happens to be in its wrong place. So I disregard it, and pay all my
bills by cheque."
"Martha makes out the lists for the Army and Navy, you know,"
explained Aura quickly. "It's rather fun unpacking the boxes when they
come."
"There is no doubt," continued Mr. Smith, in a tone of voice which
suggested an effort to be strictly original, "that as now
administered, money is the root of all evil. Our hoarded millions
instead of, as they should, bringing equality--comfortable, contented
equality--to the world, separate man from his fellow man by a purely
artificial distinction; they bring about class antagonism, and are a
premium on inept idleness."
"Hear, hear!" said Ted. "I quite agree with you, sir. If these
millions were equitably divided----"
"They would be a premium on idle ineptitude instead," laughed Ned
lightly. "If you gave a loafer the same wage as a working man, I for
one would loaf. It is the better part. If any one were to offer me a
golden sovereign at the present moment, Miss Aura----"
She arrested the teapot in the middle of pouring out his second cup,
and glanced up at him in smiling horror.
"And I never gave back the one in Cockatua's bread and milk tin! Dear
me, what should I have done if you had gone away and left it? I'll
remember it after tea."
But after tea found them still laughing, still talking, still sitting
silent awhile listening to the song of a thrush which, as the day drew
down to dusk, sat on the bent branch of the old yew to sing as surely
never thrush sang before.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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