A Summer in a Canyon: A California StoryWiggin, Kate Douglas Smith
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A Summer in a Canyon: A California Story
Wiggin, Kate Douglas Smith
California -- Fiction
‘Now observe me,’ said Bell. ‘I have made the getting into a hammock a
study. I first open it very wide at the top with both hands; then,
holding it in that position, I gracefully revolve my body from left to
right as upon an imaginary swivel; meantime I raise my right foot
considerably from mother earth, with a view to passing it over the
hammock’s edge. Every move is calculated, you perceive, and produces its
own share of the perfect result; the method is the same that Rachel used
in rehearsing her wonderful tragic poses. I am now seated in the
hammock, you observe, with both hands extending the net from side to side
and the right foot well in position; I now raise the left foot with a
swift but admirably steady movement, and I am—Help! Help!! Murder!!!’
‘In short, you are not in, but out,’ cried Polly, in a burst of laughter;
for Bell had leaned too far to the right, and on bringing the other foot
in, with its ‘swift but admirably steady’ motion, she gave a sudden
lurch, pulled the hammock entirely over herself and fell out head first
on the other side, leaving her feet tangled in its meshes. ‘Shall we
help her out, Meg? She doesn’t deserve it, after that pompous oration
and attempt to show off her superior abilities. Nevertheless, she always
accepts mercy more gracefully than justice. Heave ahoy, my hearties!’
Bell was extricated, and looked sufficiently ashamed.
‘We are much obliged for the lesson,’ said Margery, ‘but the method is
open to criticism; so I think we’ll manage in our ordinary savage way.
We may not be graceful or scientific, but we get in, which is the main
point.’
The hammocks did not prove the easiest of nests, as the girls had
imagined. In fact, to be perfectly candid about the matter, the wicked
flea of California, which man pursueth but seldom catcheth, is apt, on
many a summer night, to interfere shamelessly with slumber. On this
particular night he was fairly rampant, perhaps because sweet humanity on
which to feed was very scarce in that cañon.
‘Good-night, girls!’ called Jack, when matters seemed to be finally
settled for sleep. ‘Bell, you must keep one eye open, for the coyotes
will be stealing down the mountain in a jiffy, and yours is the first
hammock in the path.’
‘Of course,’ moaned Bell,—‘that’s why the girls gave me this one; they
knew very well that one victim always slakes the animals’ thirst for
blood. Well, let them come on. I shiver with terror, but my only hope
is that I may be eaten in my sleep, if at all.’
‘There was a young party named Bell,
Who slept out of doors for a spell;
When asked how she fared,
She said she was scared,
But otherwise doing quite well.
‘How’s that?’ asked Jack. ‘I shall be able to drive Bell off her own
field, with a little practice.’
‘Go to sleep!’ roared Dr. Paul. ‘In your present condition of mind and
body you are not fit for poetry!’
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