Medicine, Military; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, Canadian
Something that is noticed by all who
have served at the front is the drollery of
the men in dangerous or uncomfortable
surroundings. Sometimes it is good-natured,
sometimes ill-tempered and critical, but it is
ever present. One cannot but believe that the
wag of the company is better than a tonic to
the men, in fact is almost as good a pick-me-up
as the rum ration. Who has not felt the benefit
of a good laugh? Who has not seen a well-developed
sense of humor save a difficult situation,
or at least alleviate it?
With Tommy the humor crops out in the
most unexpected situations. Under circumstances
in which the ordinary man would turn
ghastly pale, Tommy cracks a joke. Crossing
an open space toward a railway embankment
I was fifty yards or so from a culvert through
which I had intended passing, when a soldier
reached it. He was carrying a load on his
back, and was sucking on a pipe, his head
bowed in thought. A whizz bang shrieked by
me, and struck just at the entrance to the
culvert, missing him only by inches. Fortunately
it banged into the earth four or five feet
beyond his position at the moment, so that the
fragments spread from him, not towards him.
He had escaped death by a hairbreadth. He
stopped in his path, took his pipe from his
mouth, raised his head and looked with a
surprised air at the hole in the ground made by
the bursting shell. His only comment was
uttered in a slow voice:
"Well, I'll--be--jiggered!" And putting
his pipe back into his mouth, he coolly resumed
his walk and his meditation, without altering
his course by one inch. Thus do men come to
accept narrow escapes from death as a matter
of course, where such escapes are as common as
is plum jam in the rations.
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The men are plodding along in thick tenacious
mud, carrying sixty-pound trench mortars,
each foot with its accumulated mud weighing
at least twenty pounds, and feeling as if it
weighed a ton. They are sweating, and blowing,
and tired. They halt for a rest and lean
up against the wet, muddy wall of the trench,
carelessly chucking the heavy mortars into the
mud. Then the wag begins by cursing the
bally war, consigning the officers to perdition,
condemning the food as unfit for "villyuns,"
and wishing the Kaiser "wuz in 'ell." "And
the blighters hexpect hus to stand an' face the
henemy. An' ye betcher life we'll do it too,
coz we couldn't run if we want to: we're stuck
in the mud!" A smile passes along the tired
faces; their rest is over, and more or less
rejuvenated, they take up their burdens and pass
on.
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