A Thousand and One Afternoons in ChicagoHecht, Ben
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A Thousand and One Afternoons in Chicago
Hecht, Ben
Chicago (Ill.) -- Literary collections; Hecht, Ben, 1893-1964 -- Homes and haunts -- Illinois -- Chicago
But when Mrs. Balmer entered the room the following morning to straighten
it up she found several innovations. There were four kerosene lamps in the
room. They stood on small rickety tables, one in each corner. And there
was a new electric light bulb in the central fixture. Mrs. Balmer took
note of these things with a professional eye but said nothing.
Idiosyncrasies are to be expected of the amputated folk who seek out
lonely tenement bedrooms for a home.
* * * * *
A week later, however, Mrs. Balmer spoke to the man. "You burn your light
all night," said Mrs. Balmer, "and while I have no objection to that,
still it runs up the electric light bill."
The man agreed that this was true and answered that he would pay $1 extra
each week for the privilege of continuing to burn the electric light all
night.
Nothing happened. Yet Mrs. Balmer, when she had time for such things as
contemplation, grew curious about the man in the back room. In fact she
transferred her curiosity from the Japanese female impersonator on the
second floor and the beautiful and remarkably gowned middle-aged woman on
the first floor to this man who kept four kerosene lamps and an electric
bulb burning all night on the third floor.
For some time Mrs. Balmer was worried over the thought that this man was
probably an experimenter. He probably fussed around with things as an old
crank does sometimes, and he would end by burning down the house or
blowing it up--accidentally.
But Mrs. Balmer's fears were removed one evening when she happened to look
down the gloomy hallway and notice that this man's door was open. A gay,
festive illumination streamed out of the opened doorway and Mrs. Balmer
paid a social call. She found her roomer sitting in a chair, reading.
Around him blazed four large kerosene lamps. But there was nothing else to
notice. His eyes were probably bad, and Mrs. Balmer, after exchanging a
few words on the subject of towels, transportation and the weather, said
good-night.
But always after that Mrs. Balmer noticed that the door remained open.
Open doors are frequent in rooming-houses. People grow lonely and leave
the doors of their cubby holes open. There is nothing odd about that. Yet
one evening while Mrs. Balmer stood gossiping with this man in the doorway
she noticed something about him that disturbed her. She had noticed it
first when she looked in the room before saying hello. Mr. Crawford was
sitting facing the portieres that covered the folding doors that
partitioned the room. The portieres were a very clever ruse of Mrs.
Balmer. Behind them were screwed hooks and these hooks functioned as a
clothes-closet.
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