A Thousand Miles in the Rob Roy Canoe on Rivers and Lakes of EuropeMacGregor, John
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A Thousand Miles in the Rob Roy Canoe on Rivers and Lakes of Europe
MacGregor, John
Canoes and canoeing -- Europe; Europe -- Description and travel; History -- Miscellanea; MacGregor, John, 1825-1892 -- Travel -- Europe
A few moments of thought, and I got on the bank to look for a way of
deliverance. Far off could be seen the vine-clad hills of the Vosges,
and I decided at once to leave the canal, cross the country to those
hills, cart the canoe over the range, and so reach the source of the
Moselle, and thus begin to paddle on quite another set of rivers. We
therefore turned the prow back, went down the canal, and again entered
the river Ill, but soon found it was now too shallow to float even my
canoe. Once more I retraced my way, ascending the locks, and, passing by
Illfurth, went on to reach a village where a cart could be had.
Desperation made me paddle hard even in the fierce sun, but it was not
that this so much troubled me as the humiliation of thus rowing back and
forward for miles on a dirty, stagnant canal, and passing by the same
locks two or three times, with the full conviction that the people who
gazed at the procedure must believe me not only to be mad (this much one
can put up with), but furiously insane, and dangerous to be at large.
Whether we confess it or not we all like to be admired. The right or
wrong of this depends on for what and from whom we covet admiration. But
when the deed you attract attention by is neither a great one, nor a
deed which others have not done or cannot do, but is one that all other
people could but would not do, then you are not admired as remarkable
but only stared at as singular.
The shade of a suspicion that this is so in any act done before
lookers-on is enough to make it hateful. Nay, you have then the
sufferings of a martyr, without his cause or his glory. But I fear that
instead of getting a cart for the canoe I am getting out of depth in
metaphysics, which means, you know, "When ane maun explains till anither
what he disna understaun himsel, that's metapheesics."
Well, when we came to the prescribed village, named Haidwiller, we found
they had plenty of carts, but not one would come to help me even for a
good round sum. It was their first day with the grapes, and "ancient
customs must be observed"; so we went on still further to another
village, where they were letting out the water from the canal to repair
a lock.
[Illustration: "The Rob Roy on wheels."]
Here was a position of unenviable repose for the poor Rob Roy! No water
to float in, and no cart to carry her.
To aid deliberation I attacked a large cake of hot flour baked by the
lock-keeper's dirty wife, and we stuck plums in it to make it go down,
while the man hied off to the fields to get some animal that could drag
a clumsy vehicle--cart is too fine a name for it--which I had impressed
from a ploughman near.
The man came back leading a gloomy-looking bullock, and we started with
the boat now travelling on wheels, but at a most dignified pace.[XXIX.]
[XXIX.] The sketch represents the lady cow which dragged the cart
at Lauffenburg, but it will do almost equally well for the present
equipage.
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