The seaside world was decked with light as with a garment, and the
butterflies of fashion fluttered their laces and laughed at the little
jokes of the wearers of Panama hats as if life could hold nothing
more serious than the choice of a graceful “confection,” and the art
of wearing it with good effect. At the west end of the Leas there was
nothing suggestive of the seamy side of life, nothing to hint at the
possibility of social earthquake. He wondered vaguely, as he walked
eastward with hands clasped behind him, whether in olden time the good
people who then looked out upon that sparkling sea had truly realised
the danger, horror, and humiliation of the threatened invasion of a
powerful enemy of England. It struck him that the British race, which
has “worried through” so many awkward crises, obstinately cherished the
conviction that, as a nation, it bore a charmed life; that the slings
and arrows of outrageous fortune could never bring it to the proud
foot of a conqueror. A dangerous faith! For here on this very coast,
much less than two hundred years ago, invasion had been imminent. The
French were mustered at Dunkirk, Calais, and Boulogne. The Pretender’s
youngest son was with them, and there was an Irish Brigade to aid the
enterprise. The English, too, had furnished a contingent of traitors
to assist the enemy, for the Folkestone smugglers had sold themselves
to act as pilots for the invading force. But for the vigilance of
that tough old sailor, Admiral Vernon, invasion would have become an
accomplished fact. By his order, the miserable fleet, placed at his
disposal by a blundering government, patrolled the Channel unceasingly.
Warning beacons blazed along the coast from Beachy Head to the South
Foreland. There was one even on Hurricane House, as the sailors styled
the parish church of Folkestone--the church which Herrick was passing
at the very moment of recalling those far-off troubled times.
But to-day, in the old town as in the new, people knew or cared for
none of these things, nor even dreamed of the possibility of any
untoward events that might make Folkestone an ineligible resort for
week-end trippers. On every side ’Arry and ’Arriet rejoiced, and
were glad in the glorious weather. The ’Arry collars and shoes were
entirely and manifestly satisfactory to their wearers; and the blouses
of ’Arriet and her sisters, cousins, and aunts, blazed violently in the
dazzling sunshine. The yachting caps the maidens wore were all that
unbecomingness could possibly demand, and the hats of the mothers and
aunts fully exemplified that marked unsuitability for which the British
female of mature years is so renowned.
Herrick, as he made his way through the cheerful and perspiring throng,
decided that, as an advocate, he could make out a strong case for the
survival of our ancient sumptuary laws.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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