A Traveler from Altruria: RomanceHowells, William Dean
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A Traveler from Altruria: Romance
Howells, William Dean
United States -- Social conditions -- 1865-1918 -- Fiction; Utopian fiction
The Altrurian did not try to detain me this time. He said he should be
very glad indeed to meet my friends, and I led the way toward a little
group at the corner of the piazza. They were men whom I particularly
liked, for one reason or another; they were intelligent and open-minded,
and they were thoroughly American. One was a banker; another was a
minister; there was a lawyer, and there was a doctor; there was a
professor of political economy in one of our colleges; and there was a
retired manufacturer--I do not know what he used to manufacture: cotton or
iron, or something like that. They all rose politely as I came up with my
Altrurian, and I fancied in them a sensation of expectancy created by the
rumor of his eccentric behavior which must have spread through the hotel.
But they controlled this if they had it, and I could see, as the light
fell upon his face from a spray of electrics on the nearest pillar, that
sort of liking kindle in theirs which I had felt myself at first sight of
him.
I said, “Gentlemen, I wish to introduce my friend, Mr. Homos,” and then I
presented them severally to him by name. We all sat down, and I explained:
“Mr. Homos is from Altruria. He is visiting our country for the first
time, and is greatly interested in the working of our institutions. He has
been asking me some rather hard questions about certain phases of our
civilization; and the fact is that I have launched him upon you because I
don’t feel quite able to cope with him.”
They all laughed civilly at this sally of mine, but the professor asked,
with a sarcasm that I thought I hardly merited, “What point in our polity
can be obscure to the author of ‘Glove and Gauntlet’ and ‘Airs and
Graces’?”
They all laughed again, not so civilly, I felt, and then the banker asked
my friend: “Is it long since you left Altruria?”
“It seems a great while ago,” the Altrurian answered, “but it is really
only a few weeks.”
“You came by way of England, I suppose?”
“Yes; there is no direct line to America,” said the Altrurian.
“That seems rather odd,” I ventured, with some patriotic grudge.
“Oh, the English have direct lines everywhere,” the banker instructed me.
“The tariff has killed our shipbuilding,” said the professor. No one took
up this firebrand, and the professor added: “Your name is Greek, isn’t it,
Mr. Homos?”
“Yes; we are of one of the early Hellenic families,” said the Altrurian.
“And do you think,” asked the lawyer, who, like most lawyers, was a lover
of romance, and was well read in legendary lore especially, “that there is
any reason for supposing that Altruria is identical with the fabled
Atlantis’?”
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