A Traveler from Altruria: RomanceHowells, William Dean
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A Traveler from Altruria: Romance
Howells, William Dean
United States -- Social conditions -- 1865-1918 -- Fiction; Utopian fiction
She seemed to reflect. “I don’t know that it is very differently occupied.
Of course, they have their own amusements; they have their dances, and
little clubs, and their sewing-societies. I suppose that even an Altrurian
would applaud their sewing for the poor?” Mrs. Makely asked, rather
satirically.
“Yes,” he answered; and then he asked: “Isn’t it taking work away from
some needy seamstress, though? But I suppose you excuse it to the
thoughtlessness of youth.”
Mrs. Makely did not say, and he went on: “What I find it so hard to
understand is how you ladies can endure a life of mere nervous exertion,
such as you have been describing to me. I don’t see how you keep well.”
“We _don’t_ keep well,” said Mrs. Makely, with the greatest amusement. “I
don’t suppose that when you get above the working classes, till you reach
the very rich, you would find a perfectly well woman in America.”
“Isn’t that rather extreme?” I ventured to ask.
“No,” said Mrs. Makely, “it’s shamefully moderate,” and she seemed to
delight in having made out such a bad case for her sex. You can’t stop a
woman of that kind when she gets started; I had better left it alone.
“But,” said the Altrurian, “if you are forbidden by motives of humanity
from doing any sort of manual labor, which you must leave to those who
live by it, I suppose you take some sort of exercise?”
“Well,” said Mrs. Makely, shaking her head gayly, “we prefer to take
medicine.”
“You must approve of that,” I said to the Altrurian, “as you consider
exercise for its own sake insane or immoral. But, Mrs. Makely,” I
entreated, “you’re giving me away at a tremendous rate. I have just been
telling Mr. Homos that you ladies go in for athletics so much now in your
summer outings that there is danger of your becoming physically as well as
intellectually superior to us poor fellows. Don’t take that consolation
from me.”
“I won’t, altogether,” she said. “I couldn’t have the heart to, after the
pretty way you’ve put it. I don’t call it very athletic, sitting around on
hotel piazzas all summer long, as nineteen-twentieths of us do. But I
don’t deny that there is a Remnant, as Matthew Arnold calls them, who do
go in for tennis and boating and bathing and tramping and climbing.” She
paused, and then she concluded, gleefully: “And you ought to see what
wrecks they get home in the fall!”
The joke was on me; I could not help laughing, though I felt rather
sheepish before the Altrurian. Fortunately, he did not pursue the inquiry;
his curiosity had been given a slant aside from it.
“But your ladies,” he asked, “they have the summer for rest, however they
use it. Do they generally leave town? I understood Mr. Twelvemough to say
so,” he added, with a deferential glance at me.
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