A Vision of Venus; Or, A Midsummer-Night's NightmarePleon, Harry
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A Vision of Venus; Or, A Midsummer-Night's Nightmare
Pleon, Harry
English drama -- 19th century
ALPH. Yes, you do presume, don't you know! (_Aside._) This fellow will
cut me out if I don't take care.
AUG. (_To Jane._) May I take the liberty of asking you to take a
little refreshment?
JANE. Certainly!
(_Takes his arm._)
ALPH. Well, I shall get the needle in a minute. (_To Augustus._) Look
here, old man, I am----
AUG. Some other time, old chappie!
ALPH. But I paid her fare down here!
AUG. Well, I'll take care of her till I see you are a little more
sober, don't you know.
ALPH. No; I don't know.
AUG. (_To Jane._) There is going to be a little dancing in the
pavilion.
JANE. Oh, that will be lovely!
AUG. And may I have the pleasure of your hand?
ALPH. He'll have the pleasure of my foot!
AUG. As I was saying, may I have the pleasure of your hand in the
dance?
JANE. With pleasure.
(_Waltz played piano._)
AUG. Ah, they've started! Let us join the revelry.
ALPH. Go to the devilry! False girl, you have blighted my maiden
heart!
(_Jane laughs._)
AUG. (_Laughing._) Ah, that's truly funny, old chappie, don't you
know! Come along, Ma'mselle!
[_Exit Augustus and Jane into pavilion._
ALPH. Well, this is a pretty state of things! He walks off with my
girl and calls her a dam sell. What shall I do? And to think I got
this ring out of pawn to give her! I must regain her somehow! How
shall I do it? I know. I'll ask her to marry me. I must practise it a
bit. I have it. I'll practise with one of these figures. (_Looks at
them._) No; I don't like the look of them--they ain't got enough
cloth's on! Hallo, here's another! She's covered up. Let's see if
she's dressed a little more decent.
_He throws the covering by, discovering VENUS. Limelight. Stage fully
dark.--Picture.--She is discovered sitting on a chair--(trick
chair)--her arm extended. As limelight falls full on her, HANDSAW
appears, R. 1 E. Music--piano till end of Act._
HAND. (_Aside._) Hallo, another one! Then there's a gang of 'em here!
I may have to get assistance.
[_Withdraws._
ALPH. (_Who up to now has been contemplating the figure._) My eye,
ain't she a beauty! I'll practise with this one. Now, where's that
ring? I wonder if it will fit her?
_Puts ring on the figure's finger. As he is doing so, HANDSAW looks
on, R. 1 E._
HAND. I wish I could see his face. I can't get a glimpse.
[_Withdraws._
ALPH. Most lovely creature, here behold me at your very feet.
(_Falls._) Quite so. I love the very ground I walk on! Say you will
marry me, and you shall never know a moment's happiness?
(_Business.--Scream inside pavilion._) What's that? Someone been run
over? Never mind, as I said before----
(_Scream outside._)
_AUGUSTUS rushes in from refreshment-room._
AUG. Oh, old fellow, your sweetheart has just had----
ALPH. (_Excitedly._) Kittens? No, it cannot be!
AUG. Don't be a fool! She's just had a fit. Come and assist her!
ALPH. I'll be a husband to her; and I'll see if I can't _a sis_ter.
AUG. Come at once.
[_Rushes off into pavilion._
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