A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIVJames, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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A Whim, and Its Consequences: Collection of British Authors Vol. CXIV
James, G. P. R. (George Payne Rainsford)
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"As for your bundle," said the other, "that will stick upon Winslow
wear; and as for your being wet, I could help you to dry clothes if I
knew who you were."
"Not knowing will not prevent you," rejoined the other. "Winslow
wear!--Now I know where I am. I was not aware I had walked so far by
seven good miles. Then I must be in Winslow park."
"Not far wrong," said the other man; "but you seem to be a somewhat
strange lad, and wilful withal. As you have lost your bundle, however,
and got your clothes wet, you had better come with me; for after all,
I dare say you mean no harm, and I may as well help you to a dry
jacket."
"I mean no harm to any one," was the reply; "and I think I must stop
somewhere near, for my clothes will not dry so soon to-night as they
would in the summer sunshine."
"Certainly not," answered the other, "there is more chance of
saturation than evaporation."
The swimmer of the stream turned suddenly and looked at him, in some
surprise: then fell into a fit of thought: and in the end, without
noticing his companion's fine words observed, "I am not getting any
dryer by standing here: and you are getting wetter; for the rain is
coming on more fiercely. If you have any will to give me shelter and
dry clothes, now is the time. If not, I must go and seek them
elsewhere."
"Suppose I say you shan't," inquired the other, "what would you do
then?"
"Walk away," was the answer.
"And if I stopped you?" said the other.
"Pitch you into the river, and see if you can swim it as well as I
did," rejoined the wayfarer.
"The chances would be against you, my friend," rejoined his new
companion: "we are about the same height and size, I think; and not
very different in make. Suppose us equal then in strength. You have,
however, taken a walk to-night long enough to make you lose seven
miles of your count; you have swam that river in flood, and have lost
somewhat of your strength at every mile of the way, and every yard of
the water. Your strength and mine then, being at first equal
quantities, you must inquire, whether _a_ can be equal to _b_, minus
_c_ the walk, and _d_ the stream?"
"Yes," answered the other, "for there is one thing you do not take
into account."
"What is that?" asked the arithmetician.
"Despair!" said his new-found friend; "for I tell you fairly, that if
you make me try to pitch you into the river, I do not care a straw
whether I go in with you or not."
"That is a different affair," replied his companion drily; "despair is
an unknown quantity, and I have not time to arrive at it; so come
along."
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