A Will and No Will; or, A Bone for the Lawyers. (1746) The New Play Criticiz'd, or the Plague of Envy. (1747)Macklin, Charles
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A Will and No Will; or, A Bone for the Lawyers. (1746) The New Play Criticiz'd, or the Plague of Envy. (1747)
Macklin, Charles
English drama -- 18th century
_Doct._ Very well, Sir Isaac, I will take care they shall be properly
registered.
_Shar._ I beg, good Folks, that you will slip into the next Room for a
few Moments while I compose myself after this intolerable Fatigue;
Nephew, pray shew them in, and do the Honours of my House in the
genteelest Manner.
_Bell._ I shall, Sir.--Doctor Leatherhead, Mr. Littlewit--will you
walk in, Gentlemen?
_Doct._ Sir, your Servant, Sir.
_Little._ Your's; we wish you better.
_Shar._ Your Servant, your Servant, Gentlemen. Auh, auh--quick, quick.
(_Coughs_) (_Exeunt all but Lucy and Shark_) Lucy, off with my
Roguery, and let me appear in my native honesty. I have had Gibbets
and Halters in my Mind a hundred Times, passing and repassing, since I
began this Business. I am horridly afraid that the Devil and Sir
Isaac, for I suppose they are met by this time, will contrive some
means to counterplot us. Tho' I think I shall be a Match for them, if
we can keep the Law on our side, let me but secure that and I defy the
Devil and all his Works. There, there they are, the precious Robes of
Deceit. (_Throws down the old Man's Gown and Cap_) I think there has
been transacted as ingenious a Scene of Iniquity in that Gown, within
the short space of half an Hour, as in any Gown that has been trapesed
in Westminster Hall since the ingenious Mr. Wreathcock was
transported--Now my dear Lucy, after all this Fatigue and Bustle
(_Throws down the old Man's dress_) I think it would not be amiss for
you and I to relieve _and solace ourselves in the lawful State of
Procreation_.
_Lucy._ Time enough, Fool. Consider Matrimony is a long Journey.
_Shar._ True, Lucy; therefore the sooner we set out the better; for
Love, my Dear, like Time must be taken by the Forelock.
_Lucy._ Come, come, this is no time for prating and fooling. Do you
join the Company to avoid Suspicion, and tomorrow Morning put me in
Mind of it. If I am in Humour, I may perhaps walk towards Doctors
Commons and venture at a great Leap in the Dark with you, for so I
think marriage may be justly called.
_Shar._ Why ay, this is speaking like one that has a mind to Deal.
_Here's my hand; it shall stand on my side._
_Lucy._ And here's my hand. If I can help it, it shall not fail on
mine.
_Shar._ Touch--Buss--I like the Sample and _am resolved to purchase
the whole Commodity_. (_Exit Shark_)
(_Monsieur_ DU MAIGRE _within_)
_Maigre._ Mistress Lucy! Mistress Lucy! why you no come when your
Maitre Janie be so very much bad--where be you?
_Lucy._ Who have we here? Our Apothecary, Monsieur du Maigre! Pray
Heaven the old Man is not come to Life again.
(_Enter Monsieur_ DU MAIGRE)
_Maigre._ O Mistress Lucy for shame! Pardie, why you no come to your
Maitre! He be dead this one half quartre de Hour, and you no come; by
Gar, he wanta his Gown and his Cap.
_Lucy._ What, is he alive?
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