A Will and No Will; or, A Bone for the Lawyers. (1746) The New Play Criticiz'd, or the Plague of Envy. (1747)Macklin, Charles
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A Will and No Will; or, A Bone for the Lawyers. (1746) The New Play Criticiz'd, or the Plague of Envy. (1747)
Macklin, Charles
English drama -- 18th century
_Shar._ Ay, now it is dear Shark, but know, Sir, you have to deal with
an Englishman, and a Man of Honour who scorns to put an Enemy to Death
when he begs for Quarter--tho' you have been an ungenerous Ally as
ever vowed Fidelity to the Crown of England--but no matter, I'll serve
you still and completely.
_Bell._ But how, dear Shark?
_Shar._ I won't tell you--and I defy you to guess now--or anybody else
that's more--I must step into the next Room for a Moment and whisper
the Lawyers, and in the meantime, do you persist in your Uncle's
having made a Will; that's all.--Don't you be like an ignorant Thief
before a noisy Magistrate, confess and hang yourself. And you, Madam,
do you embronze your Countenance, and keep up your Character to the
last. (_Exit_)
(_Enter_ SKINFLINT _supported by Councellour_ CORMORANT
_and Monsieur_ DU MAIGRE, LUCY _settling his great Chair_)
_Skin._ Auh! auh! gently, gently. Let me down gently, pray. Oh, oh,
oh. (_Sits down_) O Nephew, how could you let me lie for dead so long
and never come near me?
_Bell._ Really, Sir, I never heard a word that you were in any Danger
of Dying.
_Skin._ And Lucy, how could you be so cruel to neglect me so long?
_Lucy._ Me! Lord, Sir, I never knew anything of it 'till Monsieur du
Maigre informed me.
_Maigre._ No, Pardie, she not have any knowledge 'till dat me make her
de Intelligence.
_Lucy._ I thought you were in a sound Sleep, Sir, and was extremely
glad of it.
_Bell._ And so was I, I do assure you, Sir.
_Skin._ I am obliged to you Nephew, but I had like to have slept my
last.
_Maigre._ It is very true indeed upon my word. But dat Monsieur la
avocat--here--Monsieur la what is your name, si'l vous plait--I always
forget.
_Coun._ Cormorant, Sir.
_Maigre._ Mais oui Monsieur la Cormorant--but dat he and I come in
together, just after one another; I believe I come in one, two Minute
before you, Monsieur la Cormorant--I say but dat me come in the Nick
upon a my word, Sir Isaac, you be defunct.--And then I lose my Annuity
upon your Life, and by Gar, dat be very bad for Monsieur du Maigre.
_Skin._ I am obliged to you, Monsieur--are the Lawyers come, Lucy? Mr.
Littlewit and Doctor Leatherhead?
_Lucy._ Yes Sir, they have been here a considerable time.
_Skin._ Desire them to walk in.
_Lucy._ So now the Murder's coming out. (_Exit Lucy_)
_Skin._ Nephew, I am at last resolved to make my Will; I shall make a
proper provision for you in it. But as our Soul is the immortal part
of us,[4] I must take Care of that the first thing I do. Therefore I
am resolved to appropriate so much of my Fortune as will be sufficient
for that purpose to the building of an Almshouse.
(_Enter Doctor_ LEATHERHEAD, _Mr._ LITTLEWIT, _Lady_
LOVEWEALTH, [HARRIET,] SHARK _and_ LUCY)
_Skin._ So Gentlemen! I have altered my Mind, Mr. Littlewit, since I
saw you last.
_Little._ Concerning what, Sir?
_Skin._ My Will, Sir.
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