A Will and No Will; or, A Bone for the Lawyers. (1746) The New Play Criticiz'd, or the Plague of Envy. (1747) — John Shaqi
A Will and No Will; or, A Bone for the Lawyers. (1746) The New Play Criticiz'd, or the Plague of Envy. (1747)Macklin, Charles
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A Will and No Will; or, A Bone for the Lawyers. (1746) The New Play Criticiz'd, or the Plague of Envy. (1747)
Macklin, Charles
English drama -- 18th century
_Sir Pat._ By my Integrity, Madam, I have the Honour to be of your
Ladyship's Opinion. It is the prettiest Entertainment I have seen upon
the English Theatre, except Orpheus and Eurydice, where the Serpent
is--(_Going up to Heartly_) Sir, I have not the Pleasure of being
known to you--but I should be proud to have the Honour of an Intimacy
with a Gentleman of your polite Parts and Understanding.
_Heart._ Sir, I am greatly obliged to you.
_Sir Pat._ You must know, Sir, I am but just come into the Kingdom of
London, and as I am an entire Stranger here, I should be glad to be
acquainted with everybody in the Beau Monde, but with none so soon as
a Gentleman of Mr.--pray Sir, what's your Name?
_Heart._ Sir, my Name is Heartly.
_Sir Pat._ Sir, I am your most obedient humble Servant, and your
sincere Friend and Acquaintance likewise--tho' I have the Honour only
to be a Stranger to you as yet.
_Heart._ Sir, your humble Servant.
_Lady._ What a well bred Manner he has.
_Sir Pat._ I hope, Sir, you will excuse my Modesty on this Occasion.
_Heart._ O dear Sir, your Modesty I dare answer for it will never
stand in need of any Excuse.
_Sir Pat._ O your very--Sir, I hope you will likewise pardon my
Neglect of not introducing myself sooner to your Acquaintance, but I
assure you, Sir, the Reason was because I never saw you before.
_Heart._ Sir, your Reason is unanswerable; your Name I think is
Bashfull, Sir?
_Sir Pat._ Sir Patrick Bashfull at your Service.
_Heart._ Of the Bashfulls of Ireland I presume, Sir?
_Sir Pat._ No Sir, I am originally descended from the Fitz-Bashfulls
of France--tho' indeed our Family was of Irish Distraction first of
all.
_Heart._ Your Title is of Ireland I suppose, Sir?
_Sir Pat._ And most Courts of Europe, Sir; I have an intimate Interest
with them all, and should be proud to do you any Service with any of
them from the Court of Versailles down to the distressed State of
Genoa.
_Heart._ Sir, you are infinitely obliging.
_Lady._ Well but, Mr. Heartly, you will go with us tomorrow Night?
_Heart._ By all means, Madam.
_Lady._ I have taken a Box for twenty Night; don't you think it will
run so long, Sir Patrick?
_Sir Pat._ Indeed I believe it will, my Lady, and twenty days too--for
it is a charming thing. Pray Madam, is it not one of Shakespear's?
_Lady._ O Lud no, Sir--it is entirely new, never was acted before.
_Sir Pat._ _I protest, Madam, it is so very fine I took it for one of
Shakespear's--for you must know, Madam, that I am a great Admirer of
Shakespear and Milton's Comedies--they are very diverting. O they have
fine long Soliloquies in them--to be or not to be, that's the
Dispute--Don't you think, Madam, that's a charming fine Play--that
Hamlet Prince of Dunkirk, and Othello Moor of Venus they say is a very
deep Comedy, but I never saw it acted._
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