_Har._ Generous indeed, Mr. Canker; know then that I shall insist upon an entire Change not only in your Conduct but even in your way of thinking which will make you more agreeable to yourself and less hateful to everybody else. _Cank._ Madam! _Har._ It is a general Observation behind your back, however complaisant People may be to your Face, that Envy is your predominant Passion and directs in all you say or do. "As ill natured and as Envious as Canker" is a common Simile among your Friends; and may in time grow into a Proverb, Sir, unless you change your Conduct. _Cank._ Madam, when the Ignorant presume to judge of the finer Arts---- _Har._ Sir, your Satire is ill Nature--and your Judgment Envy. Therefore if you have any hopes of me, you must reverse your Temper and come into the following Treaty: In the first place instead of making it the Business of your Life to wound the Reputation of your Scribblers on all Occasions and explode their Plays, you must endeavour to support them; what if you think their Productions bad, good or bad, you must approve.--Item, I insist that you look upon me as your Minerva, and that for the future you never presume to Scribble, Applaud, or Condemn without first consulting me. _Cank._ Madam, I have a better Opinion of your Understanding than to think you mean all this seriously. _Har._ Upon my Honour, then you are mistaken; I shall not marry any Man who dares refuse to comply with these Articles--So, Sir, if you think well of them, I desire you will give me an Instance of your Obedience and Sincerity by going with me to the new Comedy tomorrow Night, and publickly expressing the highest Applause at it. _Cank._ Madam, you may with as much Justice ask me to reverse my Affections, to love what I loath, and detest what I admire. No Madam, Posterity shall never say such a wretched Performance as the Suspicious Husband had the _sanction of Francis Canker_. _Har._ Then, Sir, your humble Servant--I am glad I know your Mind. Our Treaty ends here. (_Going, he holds her_) _Cank._ Dear Harriet, stay! Why will you urge me to a Behaviour so contrary to my Nature? Consider, Madam, how ridiculous it will make me appear to the World. Why People will think me mad. _Har._ You are mistaken, Sir; they will only think that your good Nature has at last got the better of your Envy. _Cank._ Well but Madam---- _Har._ Well but Sir, I insist that you clap and laugh, nay and that you cry too. _Cank._ Cry, Madam? _Har._ Ay, cry, Sir--as soon as you see Mr. Strictland acknowledge his Error and sue to be reconciled to his Wife; if you have one humane particle in your Composition, I insist upon your Sympathizing with his conscious Heart by dropping a manly Tear along with him. _Cank._ Madam, I can't come into all you command but what I can I will. When other People laugh, I'll cry, and when they cry, I'll laugh. Will that content you?