The boldness of my devotion soon began to tell. The Earl of Saxmundham
was fifty-two, had a snub nose, and was already bald. Lady Helen was
very young, sweet and simple, and perhaps scarcely realised yet what
much handsomer horses and gowns and diamonds are to be got with eighty
thousand a year than with eight. So she smiled at me and danced with
me, and said nothing at all in the sweetest way when I poured out my
passion in supper-rooms and conservatories, and giggled with the most
adorable childlikeness when I kissed her little hand, still young
enough to be rather red, and told her that she had inspired me with
the wish to be great for her sake. And the end of it was that the
Earl began to retreat, and that I was snubbed, and that these snubs,
being to me an earnest of victory, I became ten times more openly,
outrageously daring than before, and my suit being vigorously upheld
by one of her brothers, who had become an oracle in the family on the
simple basis of being difficult to please, I was at last most
reluctantly accepted as Lady Helen's betrothed lover.
My success gave me the sort of prestige of curiosity which passionate
earnestness, in this age when we associate passion with seedy
Bohemians and earnestness with Methodist preachers, can easily excite
among a generation of men who, having no stimulating iron bars or
stone walls between them and their lady-loves, can reserve the best of
their energies for other and more exciting pursuits. I was the
respectable Paris to a proper and perfectly well-conducted Helen, the
Romeo to a new Juliet. My wooing and engagement became a society
topic, the subject of many interesting fictions. Spreading to circles
a little more remote, in the absence of any Downing Street blunder or
Clapham tragedy, the story became more romantic still. I myself
overheard on the Underground Railway the exciting narration of how I
forced my way at night into the Marquis's bedroom, after having
concealed myself for some hours behind a Japanese screen in the
library; how, revolver in hand, I had forced the unwilling parent to
accede to my demand for his daughter's hand, and much more of the same
kind, listened to with incredulity, but still with interest.
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