I found Mrs. Ellmer and her daughter in their outdoor dress; they had
been driven in by a snow shower, one of the first of the season. The
sitting-room looked now cosy and habitable, if a little untidy, the
habits of the touring actress being still manifest in a collection of
unframed cabinet photographs--not all uncalculated to bring a blush to
the Presbyterian cheek--which stood in a row on the mantelpiece. It
occurred to me that old Janet might have let out the fact that I
turned back with her to the cottage and, perhaps, overheard something
to my disadvantage, for Babiole looked frightened and shy, and Mrs.
Ellmer's manner was almost apologetically humble. There was constraint
enough upon us all for me to make my visit very short, but as I left
I formally invited them to dine with me on the following evening.
With what shamefaced _nonchalance_ I told Ferguson that day to have
the drawing-room opened and cleaned on the following morning! With
what stolid lowering resignation he extracted my reason for this
unparalleled order! However, he made no protest. But next morning,
while I was at breakfast, he entered the room in his usual clockwork
manner, but with a glow of pleasurable feeling in his cold eyes.
'If you please, sir, Janet would be obliged if you would step into the
drawing-room and see if you would still wish to have it prepared for
the party this evening.'
Party! I could have broken his neck. But I only followed him in an
easy manner into the hall. It was full of blinding smoke, which was
pouring forth from the open door of the drawing-room. I dashed
heroically into the apartment, only to be met with a denser cloud,
which rushed into my mouth and made my eyes smart and burn. Some
winged thing, either a bird or a bat, flapped against the walls and
ceiling in the gloom. Janet was choking at the fireplace, in great
danger of being smothered.
'What is all this?' I choked angrily, getting back into the hall.
'Nothing, sir,' answered Ferguson, with grim delight. 'Nothing but
that Janet lit the fire to air the room in obedience to your orders,
and that the chimney smokes a little. Would you still wish to have the
room got ready, sir?'
But he had gone too far; he had roused the lion.
'Come in here,' I said, in a tone which subdued his happiness; and he
followed me back into the room. 'Now t-t-take the tongs,' I
continued, as haughtily as coughing would permit, 'and r-ram it up the
chimney.'
Cowed, but exceedingly reluctant, he obeyed, and I would not let him
relax his efforts until, smothered with soot and dust, dry twigs and
blackened snow, he pulled down upon himself a sack, a couple of
birds'-nests, and other obstacles which, some from above and some from
below, had been deposited in the unused chimney.
'Now,' said I, purple in the face but content, 'you can relight the
fire.'
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