“It _was,”_ said Ina; “I feel it. But it is not one _now,_ because I have
_you_ to assist me with your experience and ability. You will find him
for me, somehow or other. I know you will.”
Let a woman have ever so little guile, she must have tact, if she is a
true woman. Now, tact, if its etymology is to be trusted, implies a fine
sense and power of touch; so, in virtue of her sex, she pats a horse
before she rides him, and a man before she drives him. There, ladies,
there is an indictment in two counts; traverse either of them if you can.
Joseph Ashmead, thus delicately but effectually manipulated, swelled with
gratified vanity and said, “You are quite right; you can't do this sort
of thing yourself; you want an agent.”
“Of course I do.”
“Well, you have got one. Now let me see--fifty to one he is not at
Homburg at all. If he is, he most likely stays at Frankfort. He is a
swell, is he not?”
“Swell!” said the Anglo-Dane, puzzled. “Not that I am aware of.” She was
strictly on her guard against vituperation of her beloved scamp.
“Pooh, pooh!” said Ashmead; “of course he is, and not the sort to lodge
in Homburg.”
“Then behold my incompetence!” said Ina.
“But _the_ place to look for him is the gambling-saloon. Been there?”
“Oh, no.”
“Then you must.”
“What! Me! Alone?”
“No; with your agent.”
“Oh, my friend; I said you would find him.”
“What a woman! She will have it he is in Homburg. And suppose we do find
him, and you should not be welcome?”
“I shall not be unwelcome. _I shall be a change.”_
“Shall I tell you how to draw him to Homburg, wherever he is?” said
Ashmead, very demurely.
“Yes, tell me that.”
“And do _me_ a good turn into the bargain.”
“Is it possible? Can I be so fortunate?”
“Yes; and _as you say,_ it _is_ a slice of luck to be able to kill two
birds with one stone. Why, consider--the way to recover a man is not to
run after him, but to make him run to you. It is like catching moths; you
don't run out into the garden after them; you light the candle and open
the window, and _they_ do the rest--as he will.”
“Yes, yes; but what am I to do for _you?”_ asked Ina, getting a little
uneasy and suspicious.
“What! didn't I tell you?” said Ashmead, with cool effrontery. “Why, only
to sing for me in this little opera, that is all.” And he put his hands
in his pockets, and awaited thunder-claps.
“Oh, that is all, is it?” said Ina, panting a little, and turning two
great, reproachful eyes on him.
“That is all,” said he, stoutly. “Why, what attracted him at first?
Wasn't it your singing, the admiration of the public, the bouquets and
bravas? What caught the moth once will catch it again 'moping' won't. And
surely you will not refuse to draw him, merely because you can pull me
out of a fix into the bargain. Look here, I have undertaken to find a
singer by to-morrow night; and what chance is there of my getting even a
third-rate one? Why, the very hour I have spent so agreeably, talking to
you, has diminished my chance.”
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