WIFE. Bad, turnd to worse! both beggery of the soul, As of the body. And so much unlike Him self at first, as if some vexed spirit Had got his form upon him.— [Enter Husband again.] He comes again. He says I am the cause; I never yet Spoke less then words of duty, and of love. HUSBAND. If marriage be honourable, then Cuckolds are honourable, for they cannot be made without marriage. Fool! what meant I to marry to get beggars? now must my eldest son be a knave or nothing; he cannot live uppot’h fool, for he will have no land to maintain him: that mortgage sits like a snaffle upon mine inheritance, and makes me chaw upon Iron. My second son must be a promoter, and my third a thief, or an underputter, a slave pander. Oh beggery, beggery, to what base uses dost thou put a man! I think the Devil scorns to be a bawd. He bears himself more proudly, has more care on’s credit. Base, slavish, abject, filthy poverty! WIFE. Good sir, by all our vows I do beseech you, Show me the true cause of your discontent. HUSBAND. Money, money, money, and thou must supply me. WIFE. Alas, I am the lest cause of your discontent, Yet what is mine, either in rings or Jewels, Use to your own desire, but I beseech you, As y’are a gentleman by many bloods, Though I my self be out of your respect, Think on the state of these three lovely boys You have been father to. HUSBAND. Puh! Bastards, bastards, bastards; begot in tricks, begot in tricks. WIFE. Heaven knows how those words wrong me, but I may Endure these griefs among a thousand more. Oh, call to mind your lands already mortgage, Your self wound with debts, your hopeful brother At the university in bonds for you, Like to be ceasd upon; And— HUSBAND. Ha done, thou harlot, Whom, though for fashion sake I married, I never could abide; thinkst thou thy words Shall kill my pleasures? Fall off to thy friends, Thou and thy bastards beg: I will not bate A whit in humor! midnight, still I love you, And revel in your Company. Curbd in, Shall it be said in all societies, That I broke custom, that I flagd in money? No, those thy jewels I will play as freely As when my state was fullest. WIFE. Be it so. HUSBAND. Nay I protest, and take that for an earnest, [spurns her] I will for ever hold thee in contempt, And never touch the sheets that cover thee, But be divorst in bed till thou consent, Thy dowry shall be sold to give new life Unto those pleasures which I most affect. WIFE. Sir, do but turn a gentle eye on me, And what the law shall give me leave to do You shall command. HUSBAND. Look it be done: shall I want dust and like a slave Wear nothing in my pockets but my hands To fill them up with nails? [holding his hands in his pockets] Oh much against my blood! Let it be done. I was never made to be a looker on, A bawd to dice; I’ll shake the drabs my self And made em yield. I say, look it be done. WIFE. I take my leave: it shall. [Exit.]