A Young Man in a Hurry, and Other Short StoriesChambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
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A Young Man in a Hurry, and Other Short Stories
Chambers, Robert W. (Robert William)
Short stories; United States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
All through that rainy month of May the two old cronies had the
club-house to themselves; they slopped about together, fishing cheek by
jowl as they had fished for thirty years; at night they sat late over
their toddy, and disputed and bickered and wagged their fingers at each
other, and went to bed with the perfect gravity of gentlemen who could
hold their own with any toddy ever brewed.
No reply came to the Colonel, but that did not discourage him.
"They are playing a waiting game," he said, sagely. "This man Munn has
bought the land from O'Hara's daughter for a song, and he means to bleed
us. I'll write to Sprowl; he'll fix things."
Early in June Dr. Lansing and his young kinsman, De Witt Coursay,
arrived at the club-house. They, also, were of the opinion that Munn's
object was to squeeze the club by threats.
The second week in June, Peyster Sprowl, Master of Fox-hounds,
Shadowbrook, appeared with his wife, the celebrated beauty, Agatha
Sprowl, _nee_ Van Guilder.
Sprowl, now immensely large and fat, had few cares in life beyond an
anxious apprehension concerning the durability of his own digestion.
However, he was still able to make a midnight mouthful of a Welsh
rarebit on a hot mince-pie, and wash it down with a quart of champagne,
and so the world went very well with him, even if it wabbled a trifle
for his handsome wife.
"She's lovely enough," said Colonel Hyssop, gallantly, "to set every
star in heaven wabbling." To which the bull-necked Major assented with
an ever-hopeless attempt to bend at the waistband.
Meanwhile the Rev. Amasa Munn and his flock, the Shining Band, arrived
at Foxville in six farm wagons, singing "Roll, Jordan!"
Of their arrival Sprowl was totally unconscious, the Colonel having
forgotten to inform him of the threatened invasion.
II
The members of the Sagamore Club heard the news next morning at a late
breakfast. Major Brent, who had been fishing early up-stream, bore the
news, and delivered it in an incoherent bellow.
"What d'ye mean by that?" demanded Colonel Hyssop, setting down his
cocktail with unsteady fingers.
"Mean?" roared the Major; "I mean that Munn and a lot o' women are
sitting on the river-bank and singing 'Home Again'!"
The news jarred everybody, but the effect of it upon the president,
Peyster Sprowl, appeared to be out of all proportion to its gravity.
That gentleman's face was white as death; and the Major noticed it.
"You'll have to rid us of this mob," said the Major, slowly.
Sprowl lifted his heavy, overfed face from his plate. "I'll attend to
it," he said, hoarsely, and swallowed a pint of claret.
"I think it is amusing," said Agatha Sprowl, looking across the table at
Coursay.
"Amusing, madam!" burst out the Major. "They'll be doing their laundry
in our river next!"
"Soapsuds in my favorite pools!" bawled the Colonel. "Damme if I'll
permit it!"
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